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Scottish Driver Says He Can Use Cell Telephone Safely, Then Crashes – TheSun

Pretend pastor carrying drug-filled Bible visited jail – KWTX

Bridgeport man injured in explosion whereas inflating air mattress – Information12

A Man Tries to Sneak a Machete Into Jail by Hiding It Beneath His Fats Roll – WMCActionNews5

A Mother Is Arrested for Leaving Her Younger Youngsters House Alone . . . Watching “Home Alone” – theStarPress

A Lady Breaks Out of Jail into the Chilly . . . and Is Captured in a Scorching Tub – Dispatch

Florida man locks keys in automotive to maintain cops from looking it – Sentinel-Echo

A Man Has a Job Interview at Kohl’s . . . Then Shoplifts Sneakers – MiamiHerald

A Man Beats His Automotive with a Bat to Punish It for Breaking Down, and Will get Busted for Drunk Driving – MLive

Man free of jail steals automotive from its parking zone – ABC13

Life-Sized Cutouts of a Police Chief Have been Put in Shops to Scare Thieves . . . However Somebody Stole a Cutout – GreenBayPressGazette

Woman Scouts Reveal New Caramel Chocolate Chip Cookie – ChewBoom

The Ten Meals We Want We Might Eat Each Day – NationalToday

11 Secret Quick Meals Menu Gadgets You Have to Order – Fortune

29% of Us Would Give Up Social Media to By no means Get Sick Once more – SWNS

Three inmates overdose at Franklin County Jail; fourth inmate suspected of drug smuggling – Fox2Now

Carjacker takes off with sufferer’s Mercedes outdoors City and Nation house – KSDK

Suspects ordered pizza to vacant home so they might rob, carjack Domino’s supply driver – KMOV

Police chase on I-55 from St. Louis to Pevely ends in arrests after accident – Fox2Now

Illegally-parked automotive holds up Loop Trolley for 45 minutes – KMOV

Dow drops 660 factors as Apple tanks after China warning – FoxBusiness

four males accused of stealing $500,000 truckload of tequila – ABC7Chicago

Lady tried to poison husband by pouring antifreeze into his drinks, prosecutor says – MyFox8

A Man Who Was Fired from a Hospital for Hiding a Digital camera within the Toilet Acquired a Job at Banana Republic . . . and Was Busted for the Similar Factor – KVAL

California Forces Pet Shops to Promote Solely Canine and Cats From Shelters – NYTimes

Confused concerning the ‘tremendous blood wolf moon eclipse’ that’s coming quickly? Right here’s your information – USAToday

Keep in mind this little gem of a recording that simply got here out of Louis CK mocking (PARKLAND)faculty capturing victims? Jim Carrey has referred to as CK out. Carrey took to Twitter yesterday to share a brand new portray he created that exhibits Marjory Stoneman Douglas Excessive Faculty capturing survivor Emma Gonzalez towering over somewhat bitty model of C.Okay. “Drawn to scale,” he labeled the paintings. He additionally tweeted, “Louis can’t C. K?” 

Ellen DeGeneres took to
Twitter on final night time to disclose that she’s airing her episode that includes Kevin
Hart early. “I had an unimaginable and trustworthy dialog with @KevinHart4real
about internet hosting the #Oscars,” she tweeted. “It was purported to air on
Monday. I don’t need you to have to attend, so now it’s gonna air tomorrow.”
Hart stepped down from his Oscars internet hosting gig final month after his earlier
homophobic tweets resurfaced.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s relationship
is being spilled and shall be spilled in courtroom. She reportedly stated on August 13th, 2016: “Johnny and I discuss with his different
character, the a part of him that’s current when he beats me up — we name that
the monster and have referred to as [that] the monster for a few years. I used to be petrified
of the monster.” That’s from a 471-page deposition transcript, together with
statements from Heard’s and the Los Angeles Police
Division officers who responded to an altercation
at their L.A. penthouse on Might 21, 2016. That is the well-known battle that
allegedly led to Heard submitting for divorce. Pictures of Heard’s bruised face
additionally emerged, although Depp has lengthy maintained that the bruises have been
self-inflicted. In line with Amber Heard’s pal, who got here to the penthouse
when Heard requested her to, Depp was “swinging around” a magnum
bottle of wine and knocking issues off the counter with it. She additionally stated
she took “dozens of photos” of Heard’s bruises through the years of her
relationship with Depp. The LAPD, in the meantime, said that they noticed no indicators
of damaged gadgets when inspecting the condo. In the meantime, Depp claimed
that Heard was the one who was “aggressive and violent.” He stated she
punched him twice on April 21, 2016 after he was late to her birthday
dinner.  He claimed that fearing for his personal security, he introduced
safety guards to his condo on Might 21, 2016, and that he by no means touched
her. A listening to within the U.Okay. has been set for February 22nd. In the meantime,
in response to a report in Forbes, Disney is critically mulling firing Depp from
its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Due to
wage and insurance coverage necessities, the Home of Mouse might save virtually $90
million (a hefty serving to of its $230 million finances) by dropping Captain Jack
Sparrow. 

Keep in mind Tiffany Haddish has stated she is gonna be a fur wearer till cops cease killing black individuals? PETA is just not completely satisfied We love you, Tiffany, and as an animal rights group, we advocate for and consider in kindness in the direction of all, together with animals,” PETA stated in a press release. “We hope that you choose to protest in a different way that doesn’t harm any humans or any animals, but is kind to all <3.” This has been a troublesome week for the favored comic PR-wise. On New Yr’s Eve, Haddish bombed a stand-up set, apologizing to her viewers after which afterward Twitter. She wrote that she wished  “it was higher. I prayed on it and I’ve a robust feeling this can by no means occurred (sic) once more.”

Madonna has responded to hypothesis that she’s gotten butt
implants. The 60-year-old pop star took to Instagram on Thursday to share a
selfie and captioned it, “Desperately looking for nobody’s approval and
entitled to free company over my physique like everybody else! Thanks, 2019! It’s
going to be a tremendous yr!” Madonna’s feedback come after photographs
highlighting her unusually big bottom surfaced from her shock NYE
efficiency in New York Metropolis.

Yesterday we talked concerning the Coachella lineup with Infantile
Gambino, Tame Impala, Ariana Grande. We together with mlots of individuals have been a bit
curious Idris Elba being on the invoice? Is it the man or is it a band utilizing his
identify? Do you know your favourite British actor can also be a super-successful
DJ?   He has been doing it since 1986,
when he began serving to out his uncle’s wedding-DJ enterprise. He at occasions goes
by the identify Massive Driis. In the meantime, this yr’s Coachella will as soon as once more be held
on the Empire Polo Membership in Indio, California, from April 12-14 and April 19-21.
Passes go on sale this Friday, January four, at 11 a.m. PT. 

Scott Disick provoked fury when he Instagrammed a
shot of his and Kourtney Kardashian’s
daughter pulling her eyes whereas eating at a Japanese restaurant. Disick
captioned the image of Penelope,
6: “Best date of 2019.”The feedback rolled in virtually instantly. “I’m
Asian and that was racist,” wrote one individual. Added one other: “She should have
seen somebody do it to assume it’s okay.” Universally, individuals appeared shocked
that he not solely didn’t right her conduct, but in addition posted the pic. He had
his share of defender although. Wrote one individual: “What race of individuals even have
eyes like that???? Significantly get a life, it’s a toddler who wouldn’t even know
what racism is.”

Hollywood’s
drunkest awards present, the Golden Globes, airs this Sunday night time with Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh co-hosting. It can air stay
on NBC. That Dick Cheney movie Vice leads the film aspect with six nominations. Jeff Bridges is being honored with
the Golden Globes’ lifetime achievement award. Carol Burnett is getting the primary ever
lifetime achievement award in TV.

 and Vainness Truthful is out with its record of predicted winners.  

BEST MOTION PICTURE,
DRAMA
A Star Is
Born
Black Panther
BlacKkKlansman
If Beale Road Might Speak
Bohemian Rhapsody

BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Loopy Wealthy Asians
The Favorite
Inexperienced E-book
Mary Poppins Returns
Vice

BEST ACTOR, MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
Bradley Cooper, A Star Is Born
John David Washington, BlacKkKlansman
Willem Dafoe, At Eternity’s Gate
Lucas Hedges, Boy Erased

BEST ACTRESS, MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Woman Gaga, A Star Is Born
Glenn Shut, The Spouse
Melissa McCarthy, Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Nicole Kidman, Destroyer
Rosamund Pike, A Personal Conflict

BEST ACTOR, MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR
COMEDY
Christian Bale, Vice
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Mary Poppins
Returns
Viggo Mortensen, Inexperienced Ebook
Robert Redford, The Previous Man &
the Gun
John C. Reilly, Stan & Ollie

BEST ACTRESS, MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL
OR COMEDY
Emily Blunt, Mary Poppins Returns
Olivia Colman, The Favorite
Elsie Fisher, Eighth Grade
Charlize Theron, Tully
Constance Wu, Loopy Wealthy Asians

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, MOTION PICTURE
Mahershala Ali, Inexperienced Guide
Timothée Chalamet, Lovely Boy
Adam Driver, BlacKkKlansman
Richard E. Grant, Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Sam Rockwell, Vice

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, MOTION PICTURE
Regina King, If Beale Road Might Speak
Amy Adams, Vice
Rachel Weisz, The Favorite
Emma Stone, The Favorite
Claire Foy, First Man

BEST DIRECTOR
Bradley Cooper, A Star Is Born
Alfonso Cuarón, Roma
Peter Farrelly, Inexperienced Ebook
Spike Lee, BlacKkKlansman
Adam McKay, Vice

The
LAPD arrested a person related to a string of high-end burglaries that included
celebs akin to Usher, Jason Derulo and Adam Lambert.
Police introduced on Wednesday the arrest of Benjamin Ackerman in
reference to the burglaries of a minimum of 13 houses. Ackerman was taken into
custody and is at present being held on $1 million bail. Authorities recovered
over 2,000 stolen gadgets, together with artwork, garments, purses, jewellery, and
wine. The gadgets have been recovered from Ackerman’s house and a storage unit and
it’s believed the stolen items totaled hundreds of thousands of dollars. LAPD Capt. Cory
Palka stated at a press convention, “Ackerman focused high-end movie star houses
that have been on the market or have been being proven throughout open home appointments.” Police
consider Ackerman would pose as an purchaser or an actual property dealer
trying to present the property.

Adam Levine simply
took an enormous piece of property off the palms of just lately divorced Ben Affleck and Jennifer
Garner … plunking down $32 MILLION for his or her former
household house. Actual property sources inform us Adam and his spouse, Behati Prinsloo, made the acquisition on the finish
of 2018 for the Three-building compound. In complete, the Pacific Palisades pad is a
whopping 16,000 sq. ft … full with pool, basketball courtroom, health club,
screening room and artwork studio. The three.1-acre property by no means formally hit
the market … the sale was achieved privately with Kurt Rappaport representing Adam and Behati and David Supply representing Ben and
Jen. When Ben and Jen first cut up in 2015, Ben lived in a visitor home on the property. It’s a
large buy for Levine and certain an enormous sigh of aid for Ben and Jen —
who have been formally divorced in November — and nonetheless had
the burden of promoting the place.

Throughout a 2016 live performance in North Carolina, GWEN STEFANI advised viewers
members to get nearer to the stage. Issues acquired just a little out of hand, and a
lady received trampled and shoved right into a wall. She ended up with a damaged leg, so
she sued.  On Monday, a decide let the
promoter, Reside Nation, out of the lawsuit . . . saying they put affordable
safety measures in place. However he stated Gwen continues to be liable, because it was her
actions that brought on these measures to fail. 
Gwen’s legal professionals tried to say her speech was protected by the First Modification.
Additionally they tried to quote that 1988 case Ozzy Osbourne gained, the place two
mother and father claimed his lyrics led to their son’s suicide.

Ariel
Winter took to Instagram this week to slam a troll who accused her of doing
coke and meth to drop a few pounds. “Sure! My psychiatrist switched me from my
earlier antidepressant that didn’t work and made me achieve weight, to coke/
meth!” she wrote. “Undoubtedly not a brand new one which labored after which
regulated my metabolism. Coke/ meth was a controversial choice however she stands
by it.” Undeterred, the troll continued, “You’re truly beautiful.
However drugs and nostril sweet go hand in hand with Hollywood. Take pleasure in your self, however
don’t get ruined by it.” Winter then dropped the sarcasm and fired again,
“Thanks for the praise…? …I feel it undoubtedly counts as hating on
somebody if you utterly ignore the reality coming from the precise individual,
simply to comply with your personal fantasy narrative.”

Former American
Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman is now making a dwelling as an Uber
driver, in line with monetary paperwork obtained by TMZ. The knowledge was
submitted amid Dunkleman’s divorce from his spouse Kalea Dunkleman. They reveal
he presently has $2,000 in his checking account and began working for Uber in
March 2016. He makes roughly $800 every week. Dunkleman took to Twitter on
Thursday night time to deal with TMZ’s report. “I selected to cease doing standup
comedy and began driving an Uber so I could possibly be there for my son as a lot as he
wanted after our life as we knew it was destroyed. Print that,” he wrote.
He added, “And I make over a grand on a superb week
motherf**kers.”

1 hit
wonders who received a shot and didn’t do a lot else

Alicia Sivlerstone– As Cher in
the 1995 movie Clueless,
Alicia Silverstone turned an in a single day sensation. She struggled to seek out one other
success on par with Clueless.
She didn’t cease working after her hottest position, however her
expertise in Hollywood left her feeling considerably disillusioned. Then, in 2017, she returned to
the large display in an enormous method, appearing in movies such because the award-winning The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
She additionally stars in TV’s interval comedy American
Lady and began her personal line of dietary dietary supplements. Credit: Clueless,
Batman & Robin, Blast from the Previous, Extra Baggage

Ralph Macchio– He
continued to behave since Karate Child
Half III in 1989, together with roles within the 1992 movie My Cousin Vinny and on the
TV collection Ugly Betty. None of his
subsequent performances, nevertheless, have matched the recognition of Karate Child. He
understands how essential his most well-known efficiency is for many individuals – and
even reprised the position in Cobra Kai. Credit: The
Karate Child, My Cousin Vinny, The Karate Child, Half II, The Karate Child, + extra

Brandon Routh– was yanked
from obscurity to play Superman within the 2006 movie Superman
Returns. He had just a few tv and films credit when he
gained the position of arguably the preferred superhero of all time. However
whereas Superman Returns acquired
reward from many critics, some diehard followers have been disillusioned with the movie
– together with its director, Bryan Singer. Regardless of Routh’s
movie-star attractiveness and appreciable expertise, he has but to match the tempo he
established with Superman
Returns, persevering with to work on lower-profile roles and tasks. He
does want he might do it once more.  Credit: Superman Returns,
One Life to Reside, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Linda Blair– her efficiency in The
Exorcist was nice at age 13. She even acquired
dying threats because of the film.Sadly, The Exorcist was Blair’s
one hit, and none of her subsequent performances have come shut to creating the
similar influence, though she continued to work in movies, on TV, and on Broadway.
Blair stated in 2016 she has not retired, however she devotes a lot of her
time to activism and philanthropy – primarily animal welfare. Credit: The Exorcist,
Exorcist II: The Heretic, Hell Night time, Repossessed

Alex Winter– Invoice & Ted’s Wonderful Adventurehas
by no means matched however he’s nonetheless round and dealing. His profession is essentially targeted
on directing lately, and he has stated that a third Invoice & Ted film is
within the works. Credit: The Misplaced Boys, Invoice
& Ted’s Wonderful Journey, Invoice & Ted’s Bogus Journey, Freaked, Demise
Want Three,  

Danny
Lloyd– (higher generally known as Danny Torrance from The Shining) went from starring
alongside Jack Nicholson to leaving Hollywood for good. Picked for the position
due to his potential to pay attention, Lloyd didn’t essentially have an
curiosity in appearing on the time he was forged – he was finally picked at
random. Lloyd went on to star in a TV film two years later, however that was the
final time he’d take part in movie or tv.  

By
Selection? Carrie Henn Aliens (1986), Macaulay
Caulkin Residence Alone Residence Alone 2

BIRTHDAYS

Kate McKinnon is 35

Julie Chen-Moonves is 49

Movie star Chef Graham Elliot is 42

Marilyn Manson is 50

Bradley Cooper is 44

DJ Deadmau5 is 38

Diane Keaton is 73

Rowan Atkinson is 64

Norman Reedus is 50

Eddie Redmayne is 37

Kristin Cavallari is 32

And immediately’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….the person has acted for six many years…he has seven Academy Award
nominations, seven Golden Globe Nominations, and has been in big films like
The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Days of Thunder, To Kill A Mockingbird, and who
might overlook his efficiency alongside Will Ferrell within the prompt basic
Kicking & Screaming….Bobby D…Robert
Duvall is 88 years younger. 

pd

PORNO BIRTHDAY

LYLA
LEI

At the moment’s birthday woman has been coated and
smothered extra occasions than the hashbrowns at Waffle Home in 356 effective movies
together with:

  • Whorientals
  • V
    For Vagina
  • Miso
    Sexy
  • The
    Asian Persuasion
  • The Ass & The
    Curious
  • Somebody’s Daughter
    Quantity 1
  • Throated
  • And who might
    overlook…her unforgettable position in…Pink Eye Quantity four

LYLA LEI
is 36 YEARS OLD

The
Blues took on the defending Stanley Cup Champions contained in the Enterprise Middle
final night time, and simply four minutes into the sport, Robert Thomas helped the Blues
get to a 1-Zero lead.  Alex Ovechkin scored
to shut out the interval to tie issues up. 
Then a couple of minutes into the third the Caps obtained one other aim taking the
2-1 lead.  After which Jake Allen got here up
big and the Blues offense awakened. 
Colton Parayko, Oskar Sundqvist, Alex Pietrangelo, and Tyler Bozak all
scored giving the Blues a 5-2 win.  Jake
Allen stopped 23 or 25 photographs, and the protection held the Capitals to solely 2 photographs
within the third interval.  The staff is off
tonight however takes on the Islanders at 7PM on Saturday.

Don’t
overlook about NFL playoff motion kicking off this weekend.  Tomorrow the Colts and Texans get issues
going within the afternoon and the Seahawks and Cowboys play within the night time
recreation.  On Sunday, it’s the Chargers
taking over the Ravens at midday and the Bears and Eagles wrapping issues up for
the primary weekend of playoff motion. 

The
finalist for the 2019 Professional Soccer Corridor of Fame have been introduced.  And, some fairly notable names on the
record.  These names embrace: returning
names like Isaac Bruce, Edgerrin James, Ty Regulation, and Tony Boselli.  First time candidates embrace Tony Gonzalez,
Ed Reed, Champ Bailey, and Ty Regulation.  The
listing might be narrowed right down to 10 after which down to five.  Of these 5, a participant should obtain 80% sure
votes to make it into the Corridor of Fame. 

The
Hillsborough County State Lawyer’s Workplace in Florida has dropped the home
violence case towards inside linebacker Reuben Foster. Foster was charged
with misdemeanor home battery in November. In accordance with the
felony report affidavit, Foster and his then-girlfriend received right into a verbal
battle, then Foster “slapped her telephone out of her hand, pushed her within the chest
space with one hand, and slapped her with an open hand on the left aspect of her
face.” After the arrest, the 49ers launched Foster, who was picked up days
later by Washington. The state lawyer’s workplace launched the next
assertion: “We take allegations of home violence very critically and
completely investigated this case. After a meticulous assessment of the details of
the case, there was inadequate proof to maneuver ahead with submitting costs.”

 The College of
Connecticut ladies’s basketball group’s consecutive wins streak has lastly come
to an finish after 126 video games, with Baylor beating the Huskies 68-57 final night time for
UConn’s first regular-season loss since November 2014. The win additionally gave Quantity
eight Baylor its first win towards a No 1 workforce. The 11-time nationwide champion
Huskies shot solely 29 % with their lowest level complete this season.

If
you pay face worth ($475) for a ticket to Monday’s school soccer nationwide
championship recreation, you’re paying an excessive amount of. ESPN reviews that tickets are going
for as little as $115–or lower than double the price of a parking move–on the
resale website StubHub. The primary issue is that the sport can be performed at Levi’s
Stadium in California, greater than 2,000 miles away from the campuses of Alabama
and Clemson, which can play one another for the nationwide title for the third
time in 4 years. Spherical-trip airfare to the Bay Space from the southeast is
about $1,000 proper now, and lodging is way from low cost. Against this, final yr’s
championship recreation between Alabama and Georgia was performed in Atlanta, the place
tickets fetched as much as $1,752 apiece on the secondary market.

Typically
a headline tells the complete story, and on this case, that headline is:
“Cristiano Ronaldo statue has buffed crotch after getting rubbed by feminine
followers.” So many followers–some male, to make certain–have been rubbing the attractive
soccer star’s statue’s crotch that it’s now a a lot lighter shade of metallic–golden,
even!–than the remainder of the sculpture, which was erected in Ronaldo’s native
Portugal. The pretend phallus has been hailed for its prominence earlier than, which can
be why so many guests are giving it the hands-on remedy.

Some
school basketball to observe this weekend…On Sunday SLU will tackle Rhode
Island at Chafietz Area.  Illinois is
trying to rebound after a loss towards 21st ranked Indiana once they head to
Northwestern on Sunday. 

A
highschool boys basketball workforce in Missouri has been accused of swapping a set
of equivalent triplets on the free throw line so as to win a championship
recreation at a vacation event. As seen in footage posted on-line, Dora Excessive
Faculty participant Auston Luna is fouled within the nook, and goes to the free throw
line, the place he’s met by one among his triplet brothers–both Mason or Bryson.
Auston then goes to the sideline to speak to his coach. In response to
the Springfield Information-Ledger, a referee within the crowd stated the swap
might have occurred at the very least 4 totally different occasions through the match-up on the
Cabool Boys Vacation Event. Dora went on to win the sport 64-62.

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