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A Man Is Arrested After an Argument Over the Sort of Bread a Cafe Used for His Cheesesteak – TheSmokingGun

I can’t consider I’m saying this, however I kinda see the place the drunk, belligerent lunatic is coming from right here.

There’s a 27-year-old man named Joseph Lagana from Port Richey, Florida, and on Sunday, he went to a café at a flea market and ordered a Philly cheesesteak.

However they didn’t serve it to him on a regular hoagie roll . . . as an alternative, for no matter purpose, they used a sesame seed bun.

And . . . he flipped out.

He began yelling on the individuals working on the café and different random individuals on the flea market . . . and it acquired to the purpose the place they needed to name the cops.

Once they received there, they discovered Joseph was VERY drunk and nonetheless yelling . . . so he was arrested for disorderly intoxication.

Costco Is Now Promoting a 27-Pound Bucket of Mac and Cheese – Delish

Flamin’ Scorching Doritos Have Arrived – Refinery29

Taco Bell to erect nacho cheese-dispensing billboard in Toronto – TorontoSun

Roommate accused in theft of $10M profitable scratch ticket in California – GlobalNews

The first Paris restaurant for nude diners to shut down – TheLocal

Groomsman who by accident stabbed groom now in hassle for damaging venue whereas fleeing ‘in a panic’ – FoxNews

A Recreation Warden Catches a Deer Poacher When They Randomly Match on a Courting App – TulsaWorld

A Smuggler Is Busted When the Suspicious Bulge in His Pants Begins Meowing – StraitsTime

A Kidnapper Chases a Lady right into a Karate Studio . . . Which Was a Dangerous Concept – WSCOTV

Right here’s What Occurs When You Attempt to Mug a Feminine UFC Fighter – MMAJunkie

Winter Storm Warning issued for Information Four space – KMOV

West St. Louis County woman saves youthful brother from mom’s knife assault – Fox2Now

First man charged in St. Louis Metropolis underneath ‘revenge porn’ regulation – Fox2Now

St. Ann residence explodes throughout rework – KSDK

Automotive door will get caught in Loop Trolley throughout accident – KMOV

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos does NOT have a pre-nup and should cut up his $140bn fortune down the center in divorce – DailyMail

A Lady Broke Right into a Police Station In search of a Cop She Reportedly Needed to Date – KSDK

Man reportedly ate lady’s pet fish, later despatched gross image with caption ‘found your fish’ – KFOR

Double Dipping Versus the 5-Second Rule . . . Which Is Worse? – ABC

Tremendous Bowl guac could also be off the desk if fuel scarcity sidelines Mexican avocados – CNN

Scientists Say This Widespread Toilet Accent Actually Does Assist You Poop Higher – Time

A Man Who Drunkenly Proposed to the Mistaken Lady on New Yr’s Eve Is Questioning The right way to Un-Suggest – Reddit

A 79-Yr-Old Man Referred to as 911 to Complain About His Hookers’ Efficiency – theSmokingGun

Cardinals hiring ushers and attendants for 2019 video games – Fox2Now

KTVI and KPLR again on cable after Constitution and Tribune attain new settlement – STLToday

Most just lately Louis CK caught some extra crap for making enjoyable, actually I imply mocking Parkland capturing survivors whereas doing get up in Lengthy Island. Yesterday morning he introduced that he can be performing that night on the Humorous Bone Comedy Membership in Albany. In accordance with Web page Six, the present bought out in lower than 45 minutes. 

31 yr previous Tim Tebow is engaged to former Miss Universe
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. Individuals stories
that the 31-year-old former NFL quarterback proposed to the 23-year-old South
African mannequin at sundown on Wednesday at his household’s farm outdoors of
Jacksonville, Florida. He gave her a 7.25-carat solitaire ring and informed her,
“This ring is internally flawless. Just like you.” Tebow additionally
secretly flew her household and closest pals in from South Africa to Florida to
witness the proposal. “I’m so excited for the marriage, HE SAID I CANT WAIT
FOR THE HONEYMOON. 

Lifetime aired a vacation film in November. And due to that film one couple, Setiam and Katherine Allah, at the moment are full of the eternal spirit of litigation.  Setiam and Katherine took a photograph with their child, A FAMILY PICTURE to ship out as a Christmas card, as many households do.  And by some means, somebody at Lifetime received a maintain of it, and used it within the film “Christmas Harmony”. Within the scene, a lady needs to place that card and one other one up on the fridge, as a result of she thinks they’re “festive.” The Allahs say they have been embarrassed when family and friends began calling to inform them they have been within the film.  They clearly didn’t give Lifetime permission to make use of the photograph, and do not know how they even obtained it.  They’re suing for all of the film’s income. 

Selection” has an inventory of the 100 films that made probably the most cash on the field workplace final yr. Right here’s the Prime 10, together with the cash they made within the U.S. in 2018:

1.  “Black Panther”, $700 million

2.  “Avengers: Infinity War”, $678.eight
million

three.  “Incredibles 2”, $608.6 million

Four.  “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”,
$417.7 million

5.  “Deadpool 2”, $318.5 million

6.  “Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch”, $266.three
million

7.  “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”,
$235.5 million

eight.  “Mission: Impossible – Fallout”,
$220.2 million

9.  “Ant-Man and the Wasp”, $216.6
million

10.  “Solo: A Star Wars Story”, $213.eight
million

General, the home field workplace reached
$11.9 billion in 2018, up 6.7% over the earlier yr.  It additionally
breaks the document $11.38 billion that was set in 2016

When you’ve held off on seeing “Bohemian Rhapsody” till you’ll be able to watch it with a bunch of individuals you don’t know . . . who’re belting out the songs on the prime of their lungs together with the film . . . nicely, in the present day’s your day. A ‘sing-along‘ model of the film is hitting 750 theaters throughout the nation, starting TODAY.  The music lyrics might be displayed on the display karaoke-style, and the viewers can be allowed to “perform.”  In case you’re like me, you’re questioning how one can AVOID considered one of these screenings.  Properly, these WILL be billed because the ‘Sing Along’ model . . . and you can too discover the theaters it’ll be at on the location BohemianRhapsodyTickets.com.

There’s a brand new Netflix collection getting plenty of consideration about individuals who vanished after shifting to work in an space nicknamed “Murder Mountain”  It’s a spot in northern California the place a ton of individuals develop pot . . . legally and illegally . . . and the place a ton of individuals have gone lacking.  The man on this clip is disguised with a bandana as a result of he’s a black market pot grower.  And although he’s virtually died a pair 2 three occasions he simply loves dwelling on Homicide Mountain.

“Legal
Minds” (Joe Montagna) is ending after 15 seasons. By the point Legal Minds wraps, the present
may have accomplished 325 episodes–making it one of many longest-running
tv dramas. 

Emily
Blunt and John Krasinski paid $11 million for a full
flooring of a luxurious constructing in Brooklyn Heights, referred to as The Standish. They purchased two models, which they
plan to transform into one spacious abode. Matt Damon just lately
bought a rental in the identical constructing for $16 million+.

The twins who performed Rachel and Ross’s child on “Friends” are
16 now.  Their names are Noelle and Cali Sheldon, they usually’re in Jordan Peele’s upcoming horror
film “Us”.

The first individual to painting James Bond onscreen was an American.  His identify was Barry Nelson, and he performed Bond in a reside TV film model of “Casino Royale” with Peter Lorre in 1954.  And within the film, Bond WAS an American, working for “Combined Intelligence.”  Clearly within the books and films he was all the time a British spy. 

A man on YouTube got here up with a components for how you can write an Ed Sheeran track.  He checked out instrumentation, and used a program to see which phrases pop up probably the most in his lyrics.  Then he used them to put in writing a brand new track . . . and it’s not dangerous.

Muse Coated “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran

Keep in mind Hozier? He’s the man who sang Take Me to Church. Hozier coated “Say My Name” by Future’s Baby. 

91-year-old Jerry
Stiller, George’s Dad on Seinfeld and
actual Dad  of Ben Stiller is recovering after a medical
“episode,”. Jerry Stiller was
hospitalized Wednesday night time, however as of yesterday morning, seemed to be
secure. Stiller’s spouse Anne Meara died
in 2015. 

Foo Fighters performed their first present of 2019 on Wednesday night time (January ninth) on the Arduous Rock Lodge in Las Vegas and frontman Dave Grohl is so 2015 as a result of he additionally fell off stage once more.  As seen in an Instagram video, Grohl may be seen accepting a beer from an viewers member, putting it on prime of a speaker and trying unsuccessfully to drink it arms free whereas jamming. When the beer spills, he shortly grabs and chugs it, however loses his stability as he steps backwards and falls from the stage. Thankfully there are safety group members there to assist break his fall, after which he regains his footing and will get again onstage. Grohl famously broke his leg in 2015 falling off a stage in Sweden, forcing him to carry out numerous exhibits on the band’s tour that summer time whereas seated on a throne. Grohl additionally fell throughout a gig in Florida final yr after stumbling over a speaker, however managed to brace himself earlier than hitting the ground under. Foo Fighters will subsequent seem on the tribute live performance for the late Chris Cornell happening on the Discussion board in Los Angeles on January 16th. The band may even carry out the night time earlier than the Tremendous Bowl in Atlanta and has booked two exhibits to assist open the brand new Fillmore venue in New Orleans in mid-February.

Is The Fairly Reckless singer Taylor Momsen planning to carry out as a
shock visitor on the January 16th tribute live performance for late Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell? Momsen posted on Instagram that she
was headed for Los Angeles, the place the live performance will happen. Cornell was her
favourite singer and The Fairly Reckless was Soundgarden’s opening act on its
remaining 2017 tour, together with the night time that Cornell took his personal life.

What is going to MAROON 5 and TRAVIS SCOTT sing in the course of the Tremendous Bowl Halftime Present?  Properly, if the Web has something to say about it, certainly one of their choices can be a music from “SpongeBob SquarePants”. Anyone began a web-based petition asking that they do “Sweet Victory” . . . a track that SpongeBob and the gang carry out throughout halftime on the BUBBLE BOWL in an episode referred to as “Band Geeks”. The petition was impressed by the current demise of “SpongeBob” creator Stephen Hillenburg, and it presently has greater than 1.1 million signatures.

There’s a brand new documentary referred to as “Forty Dollars a Pop,” a few man who donated his sperm twice every week for a few yr again within the 90’s.  Now he’s re-connected with a few of his youngsters, and resides in a communal home with a number of of them.  Certainly one of them is a 13-year-old woman named Alice, who tracked him down.  Then he met Alice’s mother for the primary time, they usually began courting.  Right here he’s speaking about assembly her for the primary time, and what number of youngsters he may need on the market.

Netflix has launched a trailer for Fyre, an in-depth documentary concerning the collapse of the so-called Fyre Pageant within the Bahamas in 2017. The movie will give attention to the rip-off artist behind the occasion, co-founder Billy McFarland, who promised main artists — together with Blink-182 and others — luxurious lodging and high-end meals to attendees who shelled out hundreds of dollars and have been left stranded on a seashore with a number of tents, a handful of sandwiches and no pageant. The documentary will premiere on Netflix on January 18th

Pinkfong’s
“Baby Shark” made its debut on the Billboard Scorching
100 this week. Based on the publication, the favored youngsters monitor entered at
#32 on the chart dated January 12. Whereas “Baby Shark” dates again many years, the
South Korea-based instructional model created its personal model of the monitor in
2016. It has gained traction in current weeks, because of the “Child Shark
Problem,” which finds individuals dancing alongside to the music and mimicking
its instructions when relevant. After going viral in Indonesia, “Baby Shark”
debuted on Billboard’s Child
Digital Track Gross sales chart in July 2018. 

Chris Pratt could also be on Hollywood’s most insane eating regimen but. On Wednesday, the 39-year-old actor revealed on his Instagram Story that he’s three days into the 21-day “Daniel diet,” which consists of nothing however fasting and praying and is common with evangelical Christians. “Day 3 of the Daniel fast. Check it out. It’s 21 days of prayer of fasting,” he stated whereas wanting fairly sweaty. “It’s gonna coincide also with the Lego Movie 2junket, so by the time you see me, I’ll probably be hallucinating. Stay tuned.”

BIRTHDAYS

Amanda Peet is 47. 

Mary J. Blige is 48.

Naomi Judd is 73.  The Judds.  Mom of Wynonna.  Survivor of Hep C. 

Zayn Malik is 26.

Zack De La
Rocha is 49. 
Rage Towards the Machine. 

Heather Mills
McCartney is 51. 

Rob Zombie is 54. 

Oliver Platt is 59. 

Howard Stern is 65.

Kirstie Alley is 68.

Rush Limbaugh is 68.

Liam
Hemsworth is 29. 

William Hung is 36.  

Orlando Bloom is 42. 

Patrick
Dempsey is 53

Julia
Louis-Dreyfus is 58.  

As we speak’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…are you able to think about how
a lot of a greater place the world can be if everybody walked round with a
pocket filled with confetti?  Properly, this man
tried his greatest to make that a actuality.  Rip Taylor is 84 years younger. 

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PORNO
BIRTHDAY

KIM
CHAMBERS

At this time’s birthday woman performs dirtier than youngsters
making mud pies in 243 high quality movies together with:

  • Intercourse
    With The Vampire
  • Witness
    For The Penetration
  • Sexorcist
  • So…I
    Married A Lesbian
  • Beaver
    & Buttcheeks
  • The
    Bridges of Anal County
  • Rely
    Rackula
  • And
    who might overlook…her unforgettable position in….Now THAT’S HOW YOU ORGY!

KIM
CHAMBERS is 45 YEARS OLD

Jordan
Binnington obtained his first begin at Enterprise Middle final night time and after having
an ideal recreation in Philly, he shined once more in entrance of the house crowd.  Binnington stopped 28 of Montreal’s 29 photographs
on his strategy to a Four-1 win.  Robert Thomas,
Oskar Sundqvist, Jay Bouwmeester, and Sammy Blais all scored for the
Blues.  Sadly, Robert Thomas was
crushed into the boards and left the sport with a shoulder damage.  Up subsequent for the Blues is a recreation in Dallas
towards the Stars tomorrow at 8PM.

NFL
Divisional spherical kicks off tomorrow…The Colts and Chiefs begin issues off
tomorrow round three:30, adopted by the Cowboys and Rams at 7:15PM.  On Sunday it’s the Chargers and Patriots with
the early afternoon recreation and the Saints and Eagles enjoying the late afternoon
recreation. 

This weekend, Sarah Thomas will
develop into the first lady to
officiate an NFL playoff recreation.  She’s on the crew that’s working Sunday’s
divisional recreation between the Chargers and the Patriots. In fact, Sarah isn’t new.  The NFL employed her again in 2015. 
She was the league’s first full-time feminine official . . . and earlier than that she
was the primary lady to officiate a serious school soccer recreation.  She’s the ‘Down Judge,’ which is slightly below
the Head Referee and Umpire.  Down judges handle the chains, set the road
of scrimmage, mark the spot the place the play ends, and make line-of-scrimmage
calls like false begins and offsides. Sarah was simply promoted to
Down Decide final season.  She beforehand served as a ‘Line Judge.’

The Antonio Brown
state of affairs in Pittsburgh continues to get bizarre. 
Artwork Rooney, the president of the group, had stated yesterday that he can’t
see Antonio Brown being with the group subsequent season.  He then went on to say that the group has zero
plans on releasing him.  Then he went on
to say that each one different choices are on the desk. 
It’s a multitude over there. 

An emotional Andy
Murray stated Friday that the Australian Open, which begins
subsequent week, may be his final tennis event due to ongoing issues with
his hip. The 31-year-old British participant, who needed to cease a number of occasions to
compose himself throughout a information convention, stated that he’s nonetheless hoping to be
capable of play yet one more Wimbledon earlier than his hip forces him to retire, however isn’t
positive he’ll make it that far, explaining, The three-time Grand Slam champion
performed simply 12 matches final yr following surgical procedure on his proper hip final
January.

Authorities in Las Vegas issued a warrant for Cristiano
Ronaldo’s DNA on Thursday so as to see if it matches that on the gown of a
lady who accused him of rape. The warrant was reportedly despatched to Italy the place
Ronaldo presently performs for Juventus.  Kathryn Mayorga filed a
lawsuit towards Ronaldo in September alleging that the Portuguese soccer
star raped her in Las Vegas in 2009. Authorities at the moment are asking for
Ronaldo’s DNA to see if it matches that discovered on Mayorga’s gown from the 2009
night time in query.  Ronaldo, who joined Juventus in July after 9 years
with Actual Madrid, has maintained his innocence in all public feedback and
statements because the accusation was revealed, initially dismissing the story
as “fake news” in an off-the-cuff Instagram Reside video earlier than issuing extra
formal statements by means of his illustration.  

Illini
took on #2 Michigan final night time and held issues decently shut.  They ended up dropping by 10.  They’re off until Wednesday. Mizzou takes on
South Carolina tomorrow afternoon, and SLU is on the street towards La Salle at
5PM tomorrow.