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St. Louis man arrested in Florida Keys resort after wild golf-cart police chase – STLToday

What began as a police chase in a golf cart escalated shortly Monday for one St. Louis man within the Florida Keys, authorities say. Parks Thornton Terry, 32, of St. Louis, was first noticed by safety officers in a golf cart within the gated Ocean Reef resort neighborhood in Higher Key Largo about 5 a.m., in line with the Monroe County, Fla., sheriff’s workplace. Parks Thornton Terry Parks Thornton Terry, of St. Louis, was arrested in Florida after a golf cart chase and scuffle with officers. He refused to get off the golf cart and took off, swerving by way of the neighborhood, the workplace reported. The sheriff’s workplace account of the incident continues: When deputies arrived, Terry led them on a chase by way of the neighborhood whereas constantly giving them the thumbs up signal. He quickly switched techniques, nevertheless, and put up his center finger whereas driving erratically and yelling obscenities on the pursuing regulation enforcement officers…

somebody tried to run over aSomeone Tried to Run Over a Snowman . . . Not Realizing It Was Constructed Over a Tree Stump – Fox8

A Man Tried to Remedy His Again Ache by Injecting Himself with His Personal Man Seed . . . Spoiler: It Didn’t Work – DailyMail

Chinese language Man Who Bought Kidney to Purchase iPhone Suffers Organ Failure – GameRant

Lady has auto accident outdoors Lancaster County Jail, tries to cover medicine in jail foyer rest room – Fox43

Lady is caught hiding 4 stolen Rolexes value $108,000 inside her vagina – DailyMail

A Fugitive Tries to Idiot the Cops by Writing “I’m Not Here” on a Mattress . . . Then They Discover Him Hiding in a Dresser – WFTV

Lady exhibits as much as courtroom on drug costs with backpack full of medicine – News5Cleveland

Man doing doughnuts crashes automotive – HastingsTribune

Automotive Thieves Are Busted When They Cease to Ask a Cop for Fuel – CalgaryHerald

Bare man walks into courthouse on dare, will get arrested – KJRH

A Man Continues to Declare He’s Not Hiding Medicine as a Bag of Them Dangles from His Butt – Fox13Memphis

Endangered Individual Advisory issued for lacking St. Louis man – Fox2Now

Driver collides with Centreville police cruiser, three injured – Fox2Now

WashU scholar loses $1,500 to pretend Uber driver – KMOV

Winter Climate Advisory from 12 AM to six PM Saturday – KMOV

MoDOT advising residents to remain off the roads throughout snowstorm – Fox2Now

Pool at Arnold Rec Middle closes after attainable Legionnaire’s illness contamination – Fox2Now

97-Yr-Previous Prince Philip Flipped His SUV . . . He Did Not Die – DailyMail

A Former NFL Participant Tackled a Peeping Tom Who Was Taking a look at His Daughter – WFLA

How A lot Cash Do You Have to Make to be “Rich”? – YouGov

Silicon Valley dad spends $1,500 a month to lease an condominium for his daughter’s 2 cats – CNBC

THIS ANTI-AGING START-UP IS CHARGING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR TEEN BLOOD – VanityFair

DON’T PUT PARSLEY IN YOUR VAGINA, DOCTORS WARN AFTER MARIE CLAIRE SAID IT CAN INDUCE PERIODS – Unbiased

If LOUIS C.Okay. has some sort of grand grasp plan to get again on the earth’s good graces, it have to be a very LONG recreation.  As a result of proper now, it feels like he’s simply burying himself deeper and deeper. Louis hit a comedy membership in San Jose on Wednesday night time, and he began the present with this . . . quote, “I like to  (pleasure myself) and I don’t like being alone.”   No apology, no trace of self-deprecation.  He simply put it on the market to get amusing.  And in line with the “Daily Beast“, he got one. He didn’t do his routine about the Parkland high school shooting, but he DID use it unapologetically to get another laugh.  He said, quote, “If you ever need people to forget that you [pleasured yourself], what you do is you make a joke about kids that got shot.” He additionally advised the viewers, quote, “The whole point of comedy is to say things that you shouldn’t say.  That’s the entire point.” One final word:  There have been about 30 protesters outdoors the membership . . . and one in every of them allegedly obtained punched.

Superstar coach Jillian Michaels stated that it is best to NOT do the keto food regimen. Seafood. Fish and shellfish are very keto-friendly meals. …Low-Carb Greens. …Cheese. …Avocados. …Meat and Poultry. …Eggs. …Coconut Oil. …Plain Greek Yogurt and Cottage Chees. So she received crap from many on-line together with Andy Cohen. Andy name ed her a jackhole. So she repleid. (afterward within the dialog she referred to as him an A gap.

Season 2 of “Celebrity Big Brother” means potential
filth on TRUMP and O.J. Trump’s former communications
director ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI says, quote, “if individuals ask me questions I’ll
reply them very truthfully.  No drawback.” He’s been fairly loyal to Trump
although. In the meantime, O.J.’s former houseguest KATO KAELIN says, quote, “If they’ve a query that they
need me to reply or one thing that I can reply, I’ve no drawback with
that.” All contestants are getting a base wage of $100,000 and the
winner will get a further $250,000.

Kate Hudson crammed in for Ellen yesterday, and her mother, Goldie Hawn, was the visitor.  They talked about when Kate gave delivery to her newest child, and the way Goldie was within the supply room . . . and obtained just a little too near her daughter’s naughty bits.

Somebody dug up previous music on-line. So who’s doing this model of Silent Night time? That’s supposedly by the rapper Submit Malone, again earlier than he was well-known, when he simply glided by Austin Richard.  

Alicia Keys will host the 61st Grammys on Feb. 10 on CBS
from the Staples Middle in Los Angeles. First spherical of performers have been
introduced: Camila Cabello, Cardi B, Dan + Shay, Submit Malone, Shawn Mendes,
Janelle Monae and Kacey Musgraves are included within the first spherical of performers
introduced for the 2019 Grammys. They’re additionally all nominated for awards.  Malone is a primary time nominee and is up for
document of the yr, album of the yr, greatest pop solo efficiency and greatest
rap/sung efficiency.

The massive CHRIS CORNELL tribute present befell on the L.A. Discussion board on Wednesday night time.  Right here’s a few of what went down . . .Audioslave, Soundgarden, and Temple of the Canine all obtained again collectively . . . with visitor stars, clearly.  The Foo Fighters and Metallica did mini-sets. Different performers and visitor stars included Miley Cyrus, Fiona Apple, Chris Stapleton, Peter Frampton, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler . . .Josh Homme, Ryan Adams, Ziggy Marley, Brandi Carlile, Taylor Momsen, Taylor Hawkins, and Adam Levine, who did a surprisingly good model of Cornell’s solo music “Seasons”. Celebrities in attendance included Jack Black, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Tom Hanks, and Courtney Cox . . . and Jimmy Kimmel hosted the present.  Proceeds went to charity. Miley Cyrus was there you say Mr and Mrs Skeptic? “Say Hello 2 Heaven” by Temple of the Canine. Taylor Momsen did Rusty Cage.

A New
Orleans lady touched JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’s hand, and
now she needs to unfold the love.  For a worth. The lady went to Justin’s
“Man of the Woods” present on the Smoothie King Middle the opposite night time,
then posted an image of her hand, together with this supply: “On the market, $2.00. 
Final night time I attended the Justin Timberlake live performance.  He touched this hand
FIVE occasions.  If you need to have a really feel it’s $2 a contact.  Money
solely.  Will [accept] change.” Clearly she’s kidding.  Or is
she? 

Netflix’s “Bird Box” is controversial
for but one more reason.  It incorporates inventory footage of a REAL-LIFE practice
derailment that occurred in 2013 in Quebec, Canada. The derailment is proven as
one of many catastrophes brought on by the monsters.  It seems on the
starting of the film, in a fictional information report.  It’s NOT meant to
symbolize the precise occasion. Nonetheless, some individuals assume it’s distasteful . . .
as a result of in actual life, 47 individuals died.  It was one of many deadliest
disasters in Canadian historical past. Netflix declined to formally touch upon the
state of affairs, however a Netflix spokesperson says they’re NOT going to edit it out of the
film. For what it’s value, Netflix licensed the footage beforehand, and it’s
widespread follow for studios to make use of inventory pictures from real-life occasions in movies.
 The similar footage was additionally used on a Canadian science fiction present
referred to as “Travelers”,
however the producers of that present say they’ll take away it. Talking of “Bird Box”, Netflix
now says that it has been seen by 80 million
households in roughly 4 weeks.

Right here’s an
Web problem that gained’t KILL YOU:  Defend your favourite
villain.  Individuals are doing it on Redditright now. 
Listed here are a couple of examples:

1.  Tom from “Tom &
Jerry”:  “That’s his job.  He’s a cat and there’s
actually a rodent in the home.”

2.  The Trix
Rabbit:  “All he needed was a bowl of cereal and people youngsters
by no means provided him some, so he turned to a lifetime of crime thieving the cereal.
 Tragic.”

three.  Gaston from “Magnificence and
the Beast”:  “In some other Disney film, he can be the
hero.  He hits virtually all of the hero checkpoints.  Good-looking?
 Verify.  Liking the bizarre woman as an alternative of his primary fan women?
 Examine.  Making an attempt to rescue the woman from a literal monster?  Examine.”

four.  Benny the
landlord in “Rent”:  “He simply needed them to pay their
lease.  LAST YEAR’S RENT.  He was very forgiving to let it go on that
lengthy!”

CARL
WEATHERS can’t be comfortable that the “Rocky”/”Creed” franchise
is again on prime, and his character isn’t round to participate. Apollo Creed died
in “Rocky
four”, all the best way again in 1984.  And this in all probability doesn’t assist,
however SYLVESTER STALLONE simply
admitted he shouldn’t have killed him off. Carl turned 71 the opposite day, and
Stallone wished him a cheerful birthday on Instagram. 
And he added, quote, “Your performances have been superb!  In addition to being
an excellent actor he’s the BEST cinema boxer of ALL TIME! “Really superb,
GRACE, POWER, and UNBELIEVABLY FAST!!!!!  By no means ever to be duplicated!
 Thanks my pal, by no means might have executed it with out you!!!  I’ve
to confess I remorse having Apollo passing away so quickly.  He was
Irreplaceable.

For those who’re the thief who broke
into HUGH GRANT’s automotive
on Sunday night time, he has a message for you.  And since he’s British, it’s
extra correct and well mannered than the message I might have. He Tweeted, quote, “Within the unlikely probability that
anybody is aware of who broke into my automotive and stole my bag, please attempt to persuade
them to a minimum of return my script. “[It had] many weeks-worth of notes and
concepts . . . and maybe my youngsters’s medical playing cards.”  He additionally
included the handle of his manufacturing firm. He hasn’t posted an replace, so
the thief might be nonetheless on the lam.   There aren’t any leads from
Hugh’s followers, who’ve principally responded with shock that Hugh is
apparently nonetheless appearing . . . and providing amusing ideas like perhaps performing some
dumpster-diving within the space round the place his automotive was parked, or testing
any close by alleyways, and surveillance cameras. 

Can you actually block another person from utilizing their very own
household identify??? RIHANNA is
suing her personal father, for making an attempt to make use of their final identify in enterprise ventures.
Rihanna says that Ronald Fenty and
one other man began a expertise company in 2017, referred to as Fenty Leisure, and
have been falsely posing as Rihanna’s managers in an effort to appeal to shoppers. She
additionally says he’s making an attempt to trademark the identify for a line of boutique resorts.
Rihanna has already trademarked the Fenty identify for her Fenty Magnificence line, and
her “Savage x Fenty” lingerie assortment. She’s additionally received a Fenty Puma
line.

Individuals are nonetheless infatuated with MARILYN MONROE . . . however is anybody
infatuated sufficient to spend $16,500 on a 60-year-old clump of her hair? That’s
the asking worth for about 35 strands of Marilyn’s hair.  It’s from the
assortment of Kenneth Battelle, who was her hairdresser from 1958 to
1962.  The hair is available in a glass body, together with a framed photograph of
Marilyn.  It’s dated June 14th, 1959.  Apparently, Battelle made a
bunch of those and gave them out as presents to his pals.

In Hollywood, the Oscars are just about crucial
factor there’s.  Outdoors Hollywood?  Not a lot.  Heck, most
People can’t even identify the Greatest Image winner from LAST YEAR. It was “The Form of
Water” . . . however in a brand new ballot, solely 20% of individuals knew that. 20% named “La La
Land” because the 2017 winner.  Which is humorous, as a result of it
DIDN’T win.  It was INCORRECTLY introduced because the winner, however the REAL Greatest
Image was “Moonlight”.  And solely 12% of People knew
that. It principally will get worse after that.  Solely 5% knew that “Spotlight” gained
in 2016, and solely 9% appropriately selected “Birdman” because the winner
in 2015. America barely redeemed itself with 2014, although, with 17% figuring out
that “12
Years a Slave” was that yr’s Greatest Image. Oh, and by the
method . . . respondents to the ballot got all of the nominees for annually, and STILL bombed. One thing tells me
nobody will overlook 2019 if “Black Panther” wins, although.

The
subsequent two “Mission:
Unimaginable” films shall be filmed back-to-back, and launched
within the summers of 2021 and 2022.

Tom Cruise clearly likes enjoying that position.  I discovered a
record on the Washington Publish The
Washington Submit  of 5 actors who actually hated sure well-known
characters they portrayed onscreen:

Harrison Ford as Han
Solo, Star Wars. “As a personality, he was not so
fascinating to me. I assumed he ought to have died within the final one, simply to offer
it some backside. George [Lucas] didn’t assume there was any future in lifeless Han
toys,” Ford informed ABC in 2010.

Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights. “I simply all the time hope that God is a film fan and
additionally forgiving, as a result of I’ve made some poor decisions in my previous,” the religious
Catholic stated of his star-making flip as a well-endowed porn star.

Katherine Heigl/Alison Scott, Knocked Up. “It was a little sexist,” the previous Gray’s Anatomy star stated of her
breakout movie position. “It paints the ladies as shrews, as humorless and
uptight…Ninety-eight % of the time, it was a tremendous expertise, however
it was onerous for me to like the film.”

Daniel Craig/James Bond, 007. In 2015, Craig stated he’s relatively slash his wrists than
do one other Bond movie, including that he’d solely do it for the cash. Properly,
apparently he wanted the cash, as he signed up for the subsequent installment, which
is due out in 2020.

Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, Twilight. When Jimmy Fallon requested Pattinson if the top of
the Twilight collection was as bittersweet for him because it was for followers, he replied,
“For them!” He additionally stated the literary model of Twilight
“seemed like a book that shouldn’t be published.”   

BIRTHDAYS

Jason Segel is 39.  

Jonathan Davis from Korn is 48. 

Dave Bautista is 50.  

Dave Attell is 54. 

Mark Messier is 58. 

Kevin Costner is 64.

Ted DiBiase is 65.  WWF’s Million Greenback Man.

Jodie Sweetin is 37.  Stephanie on “Full House” AND “Fuller House”.

Katey Sagal is 65. 

Paula Deen is 72.

Evan Peters from “American Horror Story” is 32

Invoice Maher is 63.

Paul Stanley is 67. 

“Buzz”
Aldrin is 89. 

Immediately’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…Jeff, she has a birthday as we speak, however I
can say with 100% certainty that her boobs are NOT the identical age.  She’s a rustic music legend…Dolly Parton is 73 years previous.  ((Her boobs are believed to be round 50))

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

SHARON
MITCHELL

At this time’s birthday woman has had her arms on extra
pipes than Whitney Houston in 728 high quality movies together with:

  • Bi
    Dream Of Genie
  • What a Colossal Orgy
  • Water Energy
  • These Are The Lays Of
    Our Lives
  • Area Virgins
  • Starship Intercourse
  • And who might overlook,
    her unforgettable position in….Oh No, That’s My Daughter

SHARON
MITCHELL is 63 YEARS OLD

#SportsExtra – The Common NFL Fan Dedicates 46 Hours a Month to Their Group – SWNS

The Blues headed to Boston final night time in hopes to select up some extent of their fifth straight recreation.  Excellent news, David Perron continued his level streak to 13 straight video games as he picked up an help on a Ryan O’Reilly objective.  Dangerous information, the Blues solely scored one different time and the Bruins went on to win 5-2.   Carl Gunnarsson scored the opposite aim for the Blues.  After being a wholesome scratch the night time earlier than, David Backes did go well with up for Boston and truly scored towards his former group.   Tomorrow, the Blues are again at Enterprise Middle earlier than a prolonged street journey and the All-Star break…the Senators are on the town.  Puck drop is at 6PM. 

It’s
Championship weekend within the NFL and after Sunday we discover out who might be
enjoying within the Tremendous Bowl.  With the 2PM
recreation we have now the Rams heading to New Orleans to tackle the Saints.  And for the 5:40PM recreation it’s the Patriots
heading to KC to play the Chiefs.  The
winners of every recreation will play one another on February third within the Tremendous
Bowl. 

Philip
Rivers simply wrapped up his 15th season with the Los Angeles Chargers however the
quarterback’s future past 2019 is one among many areas that the group may have
to deal with through the offseason. The Chargers GM hammered this residence throughout his
season-ending information convention Thursday. 
He stated that Rivers isn’t going anyplace and made it clear that he needs
him to be a Charger for all times.  Rivers
this yr will probably be going into the ultimate season of a four-year, $83.25 million
extension he signed in August 2015. He’ll earn $16 million in 2019 — $11
million in base wage and a $5 million roster bonus.

If
this does occur, simply crown the Phillies as World Collection Champions in
2020.  Based on an inside supply,
phrase across the Phillies group has been, “do whatever it takes” to signal
Bryce Harper this low season.  Why are
they going so onerous with signing him? 
As a result of apparently the plan is to signal Harper this off season, after which
signal Mike Trout in 2020.  IF, and it’s a
robust IF, that does occur, simply give them the trophy. 

Fox
Sports activities is reportedly nearing a cope with City Meyer to deliver the former
Ohio State coach on as a university soccer analyst. Meyer retired from
his place because the Buckeyes’ head coach after the Rose Bowl, which ended
in a 28–23 Ohio State victory over Washington. The 54-year-old coach is
reportedly being given the selection to work both as a shade
commentator within the recreation sales space or as a studio analyst at Fox. 

Right here
is how far off the state of professional boxing has fallen off….this Saturday
there’s a Manny Pacquiao struggle.  Did you
even know?  Don’t fear, you’re not alone.  In what’s being predicted to be one of many
worst fights in years, 40 yr previous Pacman will step into the ring towards 29
yr previous Adrien Broner.  Right here’s Broner
moving into it with a Showtime boxing analyst on the press convention.  The struggle is that this Saturday on Showtime PPV.

Caroline
Wozniacki gained’t
be repeating because the Australian Open champion, after she was ousted by Maria Sharapova  in
the third spherical. Amongst these additionally advancing have been Roger Federer and Sloane Stephens.