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Cops Bust a Man Who Says His Identify Is “Ben Dover” – TheSmokingGun

It’s good to see the subsequent era recycling the comedy materials Bart Simpson used again in 1991.

A cop in Palm Harbor, Florida was making an attempt to kick a man out of a park that was closed on Tuesday night time.  He didn’t need to go, so the cop was going to write down him a quotation for trespassing.

And when the cop requested him his identify, he stated . . . “Ben Dover.”

Then he gave the cop the center finger and ran away.

The cop caught him and, it seems, Ben Dover was truly 22-year-old Andrew Leighton.  And he was arrested for giving a pretend identify and resisting arrest.

Enthusiastic Half Marathon Runner By accident Runs Full Marathon As an alternative – Time

Florida Freeway Patrol cruiser hits 142 mph in pursuit, catches on hearth – FoxNews

Driver tells police they have been making him late for work after mile-long pursuit – TheRepublic

A Lady Is Busted For Embezzling Cash to Pay Again the Cash She’d Embezzled at Her Final Job – KSL

Son fakes kidnapping to extort drug cash from mother and father – ABC12

A McDonald’s Employee Is Despatched House For Being Late . . . So He Robs a Totally different McDonald’s – KSAT

Lady checks in for again surgical procedure; surgeon thinks he sees most cancers, removes very important organ – PalmBeachPost

Hostess Releases New Peanut Butter Ding Dongs – BrandEating

4 Issues You Ought to By no means Order at a Restaurant, Based on Cooks – BusinessInsider

What Colour Are Oreos: Brown or Black? – Thrillist

 

Shrewsbury man discovered shot to dying inside residence, spouse wounded – Fox2Now

Police say Ellisville lady buys medicine in Colorado, resells them again residence – Fox2Now

Elementary faculty scholar in scorching water over most cancers consciousness garb – Fox2Now

Eureka police looking for show residence burglar – KMOV

Duck boat captain indicted in reference to lethal sinking in Missouri – NBCNews

Schnucks provides curbside grocery pickup at 4 St. Louis shops – STLToday

Thousand Oaks capturing leaves 13 individuals lifeless, together with gunman, and 18 injured – LATimes

Promise to not kill anybody? After dropping election, TX decide wholesale releases juvenile defendants – Chron

Smoking price amongst US adults reaches all-time low – Healio’

FDA plans strict limits on sale of flavored e-cigarettes – APNews

Right here’s why leaving youngsters with their grandparents might be dangerous for his or her conduct and well being – TheSun

Somebody Retains Having Soup Delivered to a Man’s Home within the Creepiest Means Potential – Mashable

 

Practice & Goo Goo Dolls with particular visitor Allen Stone Summer time Tour 2019
Saturday, June 22nd at Hollywood On line casino Amphitheatre. Tickets go on sale Friday, November 16th at Midday

 

JOHN MELLENCAMP and MEG RYAN are engaged.  Meg introduced it on Instagram, with a crude drawing of the 2 of them that’s extraordinarily unkind to John’s hairline.  Meg is 56, John is 67. John and Meg dated from 2010 to 2014, then broke up.  John ended up with CHRISTIE BRINKLEY, however after THEY cut up in 2017, he and Meg acquired again collectively. This shall be Meg’s second marriage.  She was married to DENNIS QUAID from 1991 to 2001.  They cut up after her affair with RUSSELL CROWE went public.  Meg and Dennis have a 26-year-old son, and Meg adopted a child woman from China in 2006. John has 5 youngsters from three earlier marriages.

 

What do Nikki Reed, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, Katherine Heigl and Hilary Duff have in widespread with our personal Moon? Hilary Duff gave delivery just lately to daughter Banks Violet. Hillary Duff additionally says she lately loved probably the greatest smoothies in her life…anyone?   She drank her placenta in a smoothie and it stated it was “delicious.” And  “I haven’t had a smoothie that delightful since I was ten. It was calorie-filled with juice and fruit and everything delicious.” She was initially hesitant to eat the placenta — “I was a little wigged out, to be honest with you,” the actress stated — she defined that the theories claiming it might forestall post-partum melancholy and cease the post-birth bleeding have been sufficient to persuade her to attempt it. Since consuming her placenta for the primary time, Duff defined that she’s been feeling nice and has been consuming the remainder of it in ice dice type to keep away from taking tablets. “I heard something weird about pills,” she stated. “I heard placenta burps are not ideal.”

  

Keep in mind the case of Kesha and Dr Luke? Kesha claimed rape and Dr Luke counter sued. Dr. Luke filed courtroom paperwork opposing Katy Perry’s try and seal the testimony she gave throughout a 2017 deposition. Katy demanded sure parts of her deposition be sealed from being referenced by Luke in future courtroom filings. She argues that excerpts ought to be sealed as a result of she felt her testimony was irrelevant  to the case and had the potential to wreck or trigger hurt to her profession. Katy Perry won’t be allowed to maintain the testimony she gave sealed. Yesterday a New York decide dominated the testimony she lately gave is “relevant to several important factual and legal issues,” including that there’s a “legitimate public interest.” The decide additionally famous that the opposite artist’s testimony, like Kelly Clarkson and Adam Levine, was not sealed, so Katy shouldn’t get particular remedy.

 

TOM CRUISE is legendary for insisting on doing as lots of his personal stunts as attainable, even when it delays manufacturing.  Like when he broke his ankle making an attempt to leap between buildings for “Mission: Impossible – Fallout”. Now, the not-always-reliable British tabloids declare manufacturing on “Top Gun 2” is being delayed . . . in order that Tom can discover ways to ACTUALLY fly a fighter jet. Clearly, he wouldn’t do ALL the flying, that may take too lengthy and be very harmful.  However IF that is true, once you see a close-up of him within the cockpit, it’s potential that he’s truly flying.  There’s no official phrase on any of this.

 

In the meantime his ex Nicole Kidman is often doesn’t speak about Tom Cruise and the 2 youngsters they adopted collectively. However she did just lately did speak about Tom and their youngsters (Bella, 25, and Connor, 23) and Scientology stuff too.  Cruise is likely one of the world’s most well-known Scientologists, in fact, and their two youngsters— —follow the faith as properly. Kidman doesn’t. I don’t assume there’s a lot if any relationship with them. Bella lives in London together with her husband Max Parker, whom she wed in 2015. Neither father or mother attended the marriage. Connor, in the meantime, lives in Florida, close to the Clearwater headquarters of Scientology and one among Cruise’s many houses. She says she is an instance of tolerance and it doesn’t matter what your baby does you gotta be there for them.  Kidman additionally has two daughters — Sunday Rose, 10, and Religion Margaret, 7 — with husband Keith City.

  

Disney introduced extra particulars about its upcoming streaming service yesterday, they usually led with a reasonably large bombshell:  It’s going to have a “Loki” collection . . . starring the unique Loki himself, TOM HIDDLESTON. As you MUST know by now, Loki DIED in “Avengers: Infinity War”.  Which signifies that both the collection takes place BEFORE that, or Loki actually DIDN’T die in “Infinity War”, or the Time Stone shall be used to undo a few of the deaths within the subsequent film. Disney additionally introduced that DIEGO LUNA will return to play Cassian Andor in a collection that acts as a prequel to the “Star Wars”film “Rogue One”. The streaming service, which is known as Disney+, is coming someday late subsequent yr.

 

Just about EVERYONE goes to need to see “Avengers 4”, however would you be much less more likely to need to see it in the event you knew it was THREE HOURS LONG?  Or would that make you MORE excited for it? Director Joe Russo says that’s the place it’s at now. Quote, “The running time is currently sitting right at three hours.  We’ll see if that holds.” He provides that the film continues to be being edited, and that they’re solely about midway via that course of.  “Avengers: Infinity War” holds the Marvel Universe runtime document of two hours, forty minutes.

 

There’s a scene within the film “Elf” the place Buddy makes breakfast, and it’s SPAGHETTI . . . combined with maple syrup, chocolate syrup, and CANDY. Now YOU have the chance to eat one thing comparable because of a Chicago restaurant . . . which apparently realizes that followers of the film would LOVE to have a meal that scrumptious, if solely it weren’t so troublesome to make at house.  Miss Ricky’s restaurant has created a dish that begins with cooked spaghetti . . . topped with marshmallows, s’mores Pop-tarts, M&Ms, Oreos, Fruity Pebbles, and coconut . . . plus it’s topped with strawberry sauce, raspberry sauce, chocolate sauce, and syrup.  They’re calling it a Spaghetti Sundae.  They’re serving it via Christmas, and it prices $15.00.  Which is principally the price you’ll pay to publish a photograph on Instagram to say you probably did it.  It’s onerous to think about anybody truly downing it as a meal.

 

 New Music 

  • “Origins“, Imagine Dragons.  Their fourth album includes the singles “Natural”and “Zero“, which is also from the “Ralph Breaks the Internet” soundtrack. 
  • “Simulation Theory“, Muse.  This is their eighth album. The album coverfor was designed by “Stranger Things” artist Kyle Lambert. 
  • “Take Good Care“, the rock band The Revivalists.  That is their fourth album 
  • “String Concept“, Hanson.  A double album, with each new and previous songs, the place Hanson is backed by a symphony orchestra.  Need to hear a number of the new model of “MMMBop“? 

 

The 2018 Individuals’s Selection Awards are occurring Sunday. Right here’s what to know. 

MUSIC

Nicki Minaj is opening the ceremony, with Rita Ora and John Legend among the many performers set to comply with her lead. 

CATEGORIES

There are 43 classes, together with 13 newbies, encompassing 6 TV, 10 film, 9 music and eight popular culture. A few of the new ones are “The Bingeworthy Show of 2018” and “The Revival Show of 2018.” 

SPECIAL HONORS

This yr will honor Melissa McCarthy, who will nab the Individuals’s Icon Award; Victoria Beckham snags the Trend Icon Award; and Bryan Stevenson lands Individuals’s Champion Award for his activism (John Legend will current).  

RED CARPET

No awards present is full and not using a full-on pink carpet commentary. E!’s Reside from the Purple Carpet will kick issues off with a whopping two hours of style evaluation, adopted by two hours of precise awards. Jason Kennedy and Giuliana Rancic are internet hosting the particular with Nightly Pop co-host Nina Parker, The Actual co-host Jeannie Mai and E! Fashion correspondent Zanna Roberts Rassi becoming a member of the pink carpet commentary. 

The pink carpet kicks off at 7 p.m. ET/PT. The E! Individuals’s Selection Awards will comply with from 9 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. ET/PT. The present might be aired throughout the cable networks of NBCUniversal, together with Bravo, E!, SYFY, Universo and USA Community.  

 

J.Okay. Rowling is suing her former assistant for $31,00Zero for allegedly utilizing her cash to go on buying sprees. Amanda Donaldson denies the allegations. She labored for Rowling between 2014-2017 earlier than being canned for gross misconduct. The go well with claims she used Rowling’s credit score line make-up, fancy coffees, fancier cats and fragrance. What sort of cash does Rowling have? Rowling created a $15 billion model. Whereas her internet value is estimated to be simply lower than $1 billion, that’s nonetheless sufficient to make her the world’s richest writer. Whereas Rowling’s final Harry Potter ebook was launched in 2007. 

 

Snoop Dogg took to Instagram this week to share movies of himself smoking weed outdoors the White Home in protest of President Donald Trump. (AUDIO)”When you n**fuel is voting and doing all this different bulls**t, I’m on the White Home smokin,’ n**ga,” he declares in one of many clips as he takes puffs from a blunt. “F**k the president.” 

 

That is no shock.  Everyone needs to carry out on the WILLIE NELSON tribute live performance.  It’s referred to as “Willie: Life & Songs of an American Outlaw”, and it’s occurring January 12th in Nashville.  It’ll air someday in 2019 on A&E.  Listed here are a few of the performers:  George Strait, John Mellencamp, Sheryl Crow, Kris Kristofferson, Lee Ann Womack, Lyle Lovett, Norah Jones, Jack Johnson, Alison Krauss, The Avett Brothers, and Vince Gill. Extra artists can be introduced quickly . . . and there will even be shock collaborators and particular visitors.

 

Rapper TI just lately stated he saved Former Creed frontman Scott Stapp from trying suicide by leaping off a constructing. T.I. informed GQ earlier this yr, “I was just stepping outside my balcony…about to fire up my blunt. Then I look up and—’Oh s**t, it’s a white man up there!’…He tried to get up and he fell back down. Clearly his leg was broken or something. And he thought his girlfriend was cheating on him with his best friend. He tried to jump from 14–and I think we were probably the sixth floor. And he was trying to continue to jump. And we was like, ‘No, no, no. Don’t do that.’ So basically, I offered him the J, but he couldn’t reach me. So I said, ‘I tell you what, I’ll let you hit it if you let me call somebody to get you down.’ So he let us call somebody to get him down.” T.I. then revealed, “And I didn’t know it, but that was Scott Stapp from Creed.”Stapp says maintain up on the suicide speak 

 

Keep in mind the Fyre Pageant that was a monumental catastrophe? They promised huge named acts on an island within the Bahamas and luxurious every thing and it was tents and QT sandwiches. Final month, the pageant founder Billy McFarland was sentenced to 6 years in jail for what the U.S. Lawyer Common’s workplace referred to as “a disturbing pattern of deception, which resulted in investors and customers losing over $26 million in two separate fraud schemes.” Nicely he has lastly apologized for scamming music followers in a brand new interview with Individuals. “I am incredibly sorry for my collective actions and will right the wrongs I have delivered to my family, friends, partners, associates and, you, the general public,” he says. “I’ve always sought–and dreamed–to accomplish incredible things by pushing the envelope to deliver for a common good, but I made many wrong and immature decisions along the way and I caused agony. As a result, I’ve lived every day in prison with pain, and I will continue to do so until I am able to make up for some of this harm through work and actions that society finds respectable.” 

 

OPRAH WINFREY launched her 2018 record of “Favorite Things” yesterday . . . and fortunately, it doesn’t embrace any political endorsements.   She’s often cool about not loading it with extravagant nonsense you possibly can’t afford. However there are 107 gadgets, and a few of the stuff appears a bit indulgent . . .Like a $199 foot massager . . . a $168 grownup onesie . . . $78 mittens . . . $144 fingerless gloves . . . a $498 “bamboo bedding bundle” . . . a $249 “smart” image body . . . a $198 pitcher . . . a $1,850 bike . . . a $149 pet blanket . . . and a $199 canine DNA check. There’s additionally the $750 Apple iPhone XR . . . in case you REALLY consider that Oprah cheaped-out and purchased the LEAST costly new iPhone. Right here’s Oprah’s generic assertion:  “I love discovering delectable, cozy, innovative new gifts and revisiting some of my past favorites to find the perfect present for each of the special people in my life, and then sharing these great finds with all of you!” The complete listing of Oprah’s Favourite Issues is at OprahMag.com.  If you wish to truly purchase something, there’s a particular part on Amazon the place you’ll find loads of this stuff.  A few of the gadgets have been discounted, and the hyperlink to Oprah’s website has low cost codes for a few of the different stuff. 

 

BIRTHDAYS

 

 

Sisqo is 40.

Nick Lachey is 45. 

Chris Jericho is 48.  WWE celebrity and lead singer of the metallic band Fozzy.

Lou Ferrigno is 67. 

Taron Egerton is 29.  Robin within the new “Robin Hood“ remake, Elton John in next year’s “Rocketman“ movie, and Eggsy in the “Kingsman” films. 

Diplo is 40.

Eve is 40.

Warren G is 48. 

Tracy Morgan is 50

Mackenzie Phillips is 59

Leonardo DiCaprio is 44.

Demi Moore is 56.

 

Immediately’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…He’s a two timer right here on the Rizz Present…he’s a get up comic and an throughout superior dude…Sinbad is 62 years younger in the present day. 

 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

 DAKODA BROOKS

At this time’s birthday woman has been in what looks like an ALL STAR listing of our favourite PORNO BDAY TITLES….and 119 different effective movies together with:

  • Anal Cavity Search Quantity 6
  • Face Invaders
  • Harmless Till Confirmed Filthy
  • In Through The Again Door
  • Past The Name of Booty
  • My Stepfather Made Me Do It
  • Daddy’s Little Whore Quantity 2
  • It’s A Daddy Factor
  • And who might overlook…her unforgettable position in….Panty Perverts Quantity 2

 

DAKODA BROOKS is 40 YEARS OLD

 

 

[SPORTS EXTRA] Math Says NFL Groups Ought to (Virtually) All the time Go for Two – ESPN

Tonight the Blues are again in motion on the Enterprise Middle as they tackle the San Jose Sharks.  The Sharks at present sit sixth within the Western Convention…and the Blues are 14th.  Pat Maroon will probably be a wholesome scratch tonight and Nikita Soshnikov will get the beginning in his place.  So far as who can be within the internet, as of final night time, Mike Yeo had but to make the choice.  Puck drops tonight at 7PM

 

The Steelers DESTROYED the Panthers final night time on Thursday Night time Soccer….the ultimate?  52-21.  It was ugly from the get go.  Ben Roethlisberger threw for 328 yards and FIVE touchdowns.  He was phenomenal yesterday.  NFL Week 10 continues on Sunday. Make your picks at 1057thepoint.com/picks

 

The  Steelers anticipate operating again Le’Veon Bell to report back to the workforce subsequent week.  Bell, who has missed 10 weeks with out signing his $14.5 million franchise tag, should report by Tuesday or he forfeits the 2018 season. Counting the weeks missed, he has formally misplaced out on $eight.52 million value of earnings.

 

Antonio Brown was cited for reckless driving simply hours earlier than the Steelers’ Thursday night time recreation.  In line with the report, cops stopped Brown after the Steelers vast receiver was clocked going over 100 miles per hour. A township officer was within the space in search of a possible financial institution theft suspect when the officer observed Brown rushing in his black Porsche. Brown was pulled over, recognized and cited for reckless driving.

 

The Buffalo Payments and Alabama Crimson Tide have existed on reverse planes of their respective leagues this season with Buffalo sitting within the AFC East cellar at 2–7 and Alabama cruising towards an undefeated season at 9–Zero. It’s a standard apply to match the most effective school staff to the worst of the NFL.  But regardless of the shortage of on-field feasibility, Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook is bringing a contact of actuality to the matchup by setting the Payments as 28.5-point favorites towards Alabama per OddsShark. Buffalo’s four-touchdown edge over Alabama would prime the most important unfold of the NFL season by over ten factors. However would the Payments truly be capable of cowl?  Given their current offensive output, it might be a tall activity. Buffalo quarterbacks have mixed for 3 touchdowns and 16 interceptions in 2018. Buffalo has scored within the single digits six occasions this season, totaling 20 factors of their final three video games. The Crimson Tide, in the meantime, are averaging 51.three factors per recreation, with their lowest scoring output coming in a 29-Zero win over No. Four LSU on Nov. 10.

 

The Los Angeles Dodgers beforehand provided outfielder Yasiel Puig to the Washington Nationals in a commerce for Bryce Harper. The Dodgers inquired about buying Harper from the Nationals earlier than July’s commerce deadline and later claimed him off waivers in August. Regardless of Los Angeles making a commerce supply, the groups “could not strike a deal.” On the All-Star Break, Los Angeles traded for Baltimore Orioles shortstop Manny Machado to fill the opening left by Corey Seager, who missed the season recovering from Tommy John surgical procedure. Machado and Harper are each free brokers this winter, however Dodgers president of baseball operations declined to touch upon whether or not or not the membership would pursue the 26-year-old stars.

 

As most People settled into their desks at work on Tuesday morning, Vegas sportscaster Randy Howe was at a bar in North Las Vegas, pounding power drinks and…himself.  Somebody referred to as the cops on Howe, who consumed no alcohol, after he was noticed “walking to the bathroom with his penis outside his pants.” He informed police he “had a severe rash and was scratching himself,” however was however charged with indecent publicity and open gross lewdness. Oh, and apparently this wasn’t the primary time Howe was seen masturbating in that exact same bar. Apparently he was caught on digital camera pleasuring himself on October 30, however the unnamed bar’s staff elected to not report the incident as a result of they “hoped it was an isolated incident.”

 

Predators defenseman P.Okay. Subban had himself a pleasant little chat with Avalanche defender Nikita Zadorov throughout a stoppage in play in Nashville’s Four-1 final night time. Zadorov apparently invited Subban to struggle him, and though the confrontation wasn’t caught on digital camera, a scorching mic within the area picked up a few of what Subban was saying, and what he was saying was slicing and hilarious

 

This weekend, the NASCAR MONSTER ENERGY SERIES is in Arizona on the Phoenix Raceway.  The Can-Am 500 begins at 1:30PM on Sunday.  That is race number one within the remaining three headed in the direction of Homestead.

 

Tiger Woods has turned down his largest ever potential abroad pay verify to play within the European Tour’s inaugural occasion in Saudi Arabia subsequent yr, amid the worldwide outcry over the current homicide of a journalist.  The 14-time major-winner has beforehand been prepared to traverse the globe to compete, if the looks charge has been proper. Up to now, Woods has travelled to such nations as China and the United Arab Emirates. But it’s understood he deemed Saudi Arabia to be an tour too far – even for at $three.25 million – an quantity that apparently dwarfs something he has acquired earlier than for an official abroad event.