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#RizzRecap: Matt Iseman And The Worst Fail Ever

Drunken baggage handler falls asleep in cargo maintain, flies to Chicago – ChicagoTribune

Florida man climbs down 30-foot properly ‘to say that he did it,’ however will get trapped – Fox35Orlando

TPD says man stole automotive from jail parking zone, moments after being launched from similar jail – WIBW

A Man Tries to Purchase a Meal For a Cop . . . and Is Busted For Drunk Driving – HalifaxToday

A 125-Pound Lady Chokes a Bouncer Unconscious When She Mistakenly Thinks He Slapped Her Butt – PressRepublican

‘You lot will never catch us’: Taunting fugitive caught – BBC

A Very Sluggish Felony Acquired Chased Down by a Man on a Driving Mower – KLKN

A  Retailer Proprietor Tells Some Robbers to Come Again Later When He Has Cash . . . and They’re Arrested When They Do – BBC

Drunk driver crashes into Pueblo police cruiser – KKTV

A housesitter tried to blowtorch some black widows. Greater than two dozen firefighters responded to the blaze. – WAPO

Tennessee Man By chance Freed From Jail After Being Given Bond Meant for Twin Brother – InsideEdition

Man ‘smeared peanut butter on his crotch’ earlier than bulldog ‘ate’ his genitals – TheSun

IHOP Simply Rolled Out Inexperienced Pancakes – USMagazine

“Diet” Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups That Are 40% Thinner Are Coming Quickly – BusinessInsider

Are You Going to Extra Than One Thanksgiving This Yr? Plus, the 5 Meals We’re Already Wanting Ahead To – MEYOCKS

St. Louis automotive crash sufferer rescued after leaping from bridge into the Mississippi River – Fox2Now

FBI brokers catch alleged members of interstate theft ring in St. Louis County mid-heist – KMOV

Greenback Common worker shot, killed throughout tried theft Thursday afternoon – KSDK

1 charged after man crushed on MetroLink, dragged again onto practice as he tried to crawl to security – KMOV

Authorities reopening daycare struggle membership investigations after Fox Information report – Fox2Now

253 voters in St. Louis County mistakenly informed they will’t vote – KMOV

Schlitterbahn co-owner jailed for violating bond, dealing with new expenses in Johnson County – Fox4KC

A Half-Bare Lady Falls By way of the Ceiling of a Quick Meals Joint . . . Twice – TimesNews

A Husband Is Busted For Dishonest After He Poops in His Mistress’s Mattress – NairobiNews

Half of vegetarians eat meat – Unbiased

Vegan should pay €400 wonderful after threatening to stab her mom over ragu sauce – Telegraph

Starbucks’ Vacation Cups Are Right here . . . Will Individuals Discover One thing to Be Outraged About? – CNN

 

The St. Louis Blues obtained an enormous win final night time towards the Vegas Golden Knights. Oskar Sundqvist scored twice, Vladi Tarasenko, and Tyler Bozak scored a aim, and so did Colton Parayko.  Jake Allen picked up the win.

 

Tomorrow the Blues are in motion at Enterprise towards the Minnesota Wild.  Puck drops at 7PM.

 

I do know its bizarre to speak about baseball nonetheless however some roster strikes occurred yesterday with the Cardinals.  First, Greg Garcia was positioned on waivers and picked up by the San Diego Padres.  Additionally – former nearer Trevor Rosenthal has been picked up and signed a cope with the Washington Nationals.  Rosenthal didn’t pitch final season as he was recovering from Tommy John surgical procedure.

 

Quarterback Nick Mullens had an impressive NFL debut with the San Francisco 49ers final night time as he led the group to a 34-Three victory over the Oakland Raiders. Mullens threw for 262 yards and three touchdowns, the most efficient recreation for a quarterback in his NFL debut because the 1970 merger.

 

Simply once you thought issues couldn’t get any worse for the New York Giants, the staff’s backup quarterback, Kyle Lauletta, was arrested on Tuesday after almost hitting a police officer together with his Jaguar on the best way to follow. It was the second time Lauletta virtually hit a cop close to the identical Route 495 on-ramp.  The first time occurred….Monday. Weirder nonetheless, each altercations occurred after Lauletta made a proper flip from the incorrect lane after police directed him to maintain going straight.

 

Replace for ya…Following the publication of an audio recording through which prep faculty basketball coach Mike Woodbury stated some actual horrible stuff to certainly one of his former gamers, different individuals who performed for Woodbury up to now are coming ahead with their very own tales of his abusive conduct.  Two different former gamers, this time feminine gamers, who have been coached by Woodbury when he was working in Maine have come ahead. One former participant, Emily Rousseau, recalled Woodbury referring to the women on his group as “sperm banks” and making racist feedback to a black participant.  She stated: “He several times referred to us as sperm banks… when we were 15…We also had an African-American girl on our team and he said if she didn’t start playing better there would be a hate crime.” One other former participant, Andrew Shaw, recalled an incident during which Woodbury advised a participant who was performing poorly that he ought to leap off a bridge.  Two gamers have since left the varsity and a few are calling for the coach to step down.

 

Maryland has parted methods with head coach DJ Durkin in the future after the college accepted the board’s suggestion to reinstate him. Durkin’s firing was reportedly not for trigger and the college will purchase him out of his contract. Athletic director Damon Evans allegedly knowledgeable Durkin of the information after apply after which advised the staff. Matt Canada will proceed to fill in because the interim coach. The college first positioned Durkin on depart on Aug. 11 and named offensive coordinator Canada because the interim head coach. Why?  Properly, 19-year-old Jordan McNair died of a heatstroke in June after collapsing at an offseason group exercise. He had problem standing up and respiration whereas operating sprints at a Might exercise. McNair died two weeks afterward June 13. Questions have been raised on the dealing with of Maryland’s soccer program following McNair’s demise. On Aug. 10, ESPN launched an explosive in-depth report detailing a “toxic” tradition inside the Maryland soccer program. The report outlined a tradition of worry and intimidation fostered beneath Durkin, singling out power and conditioning coach Rick Courtroom particularly. On Aug. 14, Maryland president and athletic director introduced that that they had apologized to McNair’s mother and father and that “the university accepts legal and moral responsibility for the mistakes our training staff made on that fateful workout day of May 29.” They stated the coaching employees “misdiagnosed” McNair’s state of affairs, and the varsity revealed that McNair didn’t have his temperature taken, nor was he given chilly water immersion to decrease his physique temperature. In two seasons at Maryland, Durkin went 11–15.

 

Mizzou soccer trying to rebound from a devastating loss final week.  They tackle Florida in Gainesville tomorrow afternoon at 3PM.

 

This weekend, on the Texas Motor Speedway, the Monster Power AAA Texas 500 goes down.  The race kicks off on Sunday with begin time scheduled at 2PM.

 

A lot of hypothesis about whether or not Megyn Kelly will return to Fox Information Channel now that she is completed at NBC. The CEO of Fox Information Lachlan Murdoch says no thanks 

 

Extra on Heather Locklear being sued by that EMT. Keep in mind when HEATHER LOCKLEAR was arrested again in June, and she or he was so uncontrolled that EMTs needed to strap her to a gurney and take her away?  And keep in mind how she supposedly ATTACKED them? Properly, a type of EMTs . . . a lady by the identify of Jennifer Hayn-Hilton . . . is SUING Heather, claiming she was injured when Heather kicked her.  She additionally says Heather wished DEATH BY AIDS upon her youngsters.  And sure, she has three youngsters. Jennifer is looking for unspecified damages. 

 

CHRIS CORNELL’s widow Vicky Karayiannis  is suing his physician, claiming he was irresponsibly giving him medicine that finally led to his suicide. Particularly Ativan, which the lawsuit says is, quote, “well-known for its risk of addiction and the worsening of substance abuse issues with protracted unmonitored use.”  It might additionally trigger suicidal ideas. The lawsuit says that Dr. Robert Koblin gave Cornell greater than 940 doses . . . in addition to a number of doses of oxycodone.  However throughout that interval, he by no means even noticed or examined Cornell, or obtained his medical data to evaluate his situation. The go well with implies Cornell would NOT have taken his personal life if he wasn’t taking the drugs . . . quote, “At the time of his death, Mr. Cornell had everything to live for and was planning a future of recordings, performances and continued work as a charitable activist.” Cornell’s spouse is looking for unspecified damages.

  

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT may need to begin utilizing his stuntman extra typically.  As a result of he landed within the hospital this week after he ATE IT whereas driving a motorcycle on the set of his newest film. He even shared video, the place you possibly can see the bike beginning to tip over as he’s leaving the body.  He stated, quote, “I have bad luck shooting on bikes.”  There’s no phrase if he was critically harm, however he additionally shared an image of himself within the pressing care ward, and a shot of an X-ray they gave him. 

 

I assume we will overlook about ARIANA GRANDE and PETE DAVIDSON having an amicable breakup. Pete did promos for this weekend’s episode of “Saturday Night Live” with host JONAH HILL and musical visitor MAGGIE ROGERS.  (AUDIO) In considered one of them, Pete asks Maggie to MARRY him, and she or he says no.  He replies, quote, “0 for 3.” Appears innocent sufficient, however Ariana was NOT amused. She Tweeted, quote, “For somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh?  Thank u, next.”

 

It’s been 18 years since “Gladiator” first hit theaters, and now a sequel is on the best way.  It’s being developed by Ridley Scott, who additionally directed the unique. The new film will comply with Lucius, the son of Lucilla (Connie Nielsen), and the nephew of Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix), who was saved by Russell Crowe on the finish of the unique.  It’s unclear if any of the forged will return, however Russell gained’t be again until there are flashbacks, as a result of his character Maximus died.  Lucius was performed by an unknown Italian child within the first film. It received 11 Oscar nominations, and 5 WINS, together with Greatest Image and Greatest Actor for Russell Crowe.

 

There’s been speak of a 3rd “Bad Boys” film for some time now, however WILL SMITH and MARTIN LAWRENCE lastly made it official on Instagram yesterday. It’s referred to as “Bad Boys for Life”, and manufacturing will launch subsequent month.  The film is tentatively scheduled to return out in January of 2020.    The unique was launched in 1995, and the sequel got here out in 2003.

  

A reboot of the basic “Rescue 911” might be returning to the airwaves. The unique “Rescue 911” ran from 1989-1996 on CBS for seven seasons. The collection featured reenactments of actual emergency calls, sometimes mixing in actual footage. The present was very highly-rated throughout its run and a number of worldwide variations have been produced. If the format sounds acquainted to right now,  A&E has discovered nice success with that “Live PD.” That present follows cops on patrol in actual time in communities throughout America utilizing sprint cam footage in addition to fastened and handheld cameras. A&E just lately ordered a further 150 episodes of “Live PD,” which means the present will run via at the least 2019 with 293 episodes commissioned up to now. This new model of Rescue 911 might be a weekly two-hour format with a reside take a look at first responders taking actual emergency calls each week. Unique collection host William Shatner would return to host the brand new collection, with a panel of precise hearth fighters, EMTs, and police personnel discussing the emergency calls in actual time. No community is at present hooked up, however there was vital curiosity within the market already.

Mike Myers has principally confirmed the existence of a fourth Austin Powers film, telling reporters that a new movie is “looking good”. “The [fourth Austin Powers] movie… it’s looking good,” he stated, later including: “They take a long time to write, they always have.” We talked earlier than about Mike Myers has been kinda gone from working these days. Respectable causes have been cited. “ I’ve had three kids in the last six years and that’s sort of where my focus has been.”

 

Greatest Mike Myers Films in response to Ranker.com

 

1 Austin Powers Inernational Man of Thriller 

2 Waynes World 

Three Shrek 

four Austin Powers: Spy Who Shagged Me 

5 Austin Powers; Goldmember 

6 Shrek 2

 7 So I Married an Ax Assassin 

eight Waynes World  2 

9 Inglorious Bastards 

10 Shrek The Third

 

HBO has gone darkish on the Dish Community in what’s being described as the primary distribution-related outage in its four-decade historical past. Dish has 13 million subscribers and is the No. 2 satellite tv for pc supplier within the U.S. 2 million of its subscribers pay for HBO. Dish slammed HBO in a public assertion, saying its “untenable demands designed specifically to harm customers, particularly those in rural areas, as well as damage competing pay-TV providers.” HBO blamed Dish for “making it extraordinarily troublesome, responding to our good religion makes an attempt with unreasonable phrases. Previous conduct exhibits that eradicating providers from their clients is turning into all too widespread a negotiating tactic for them.

 

Hulu is now the unique U.S. streaming residence to “King of the Hill” — all 259 episodes from all 13 seasons of the animated sitcom. The streaming-video supplier has added all seasons of “King of the Hill” solely to its service, beneath a deal increasing its licensing settlement with 20th Century Fox Tv Distribution. As well as, Hulu renewed unique post-broadcast streaming rights to 20th Century Fox animated comedies “Bob’s Burgers,” “Family Guy,” and “American Dad!” and all episodes of “The Cleveland Show” and “Futurama.” Hulu first secured these unique rights in a pact introduced final yr. “King of the Hill” aired on Fox from 1997 to 2009. The present initially was created by Mike Decide and Greg Daniels as a companion piece to “The Simpsons.”

 

 Netflix will debut three of its new unique movies in restricted theaters earlier than making them obtainable via its streaming service. The transfer marks an evolution of the corporate’s technique, per Reuters. Netflix beforehand made unique movies out there in theaters and its streaming platform concurrently, which, per The Verge, “hasn’t played well with members for the film industry establishment.” In a press release, Netflix’s movie head says the corporate’s “priority is our members and our filmmakers, and we are constantly innovating to serve them.” The three theater-first movies embrace the Coen brothers’ The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (in theaters Nov. eight); the Spanish-language Roma (in theaters Nov. 21); and the thriller Hen Field (in theaters Dec. 13).

 

All six “Brady Bunch” youngsters reunited on the Brady home that HGTV purchased earlier this yr.  Now, we’ve extra particulars on what’s occurring. As we’ve heard, HGTV is filming a present referred to as “A Very Brady Renovation”, the place they make the within of the home seem like the inside from the unique present.  This home was solely used for EXTERIORS. The “Property Brothers”, Jonathan and Drew Scott, are teaming up with Lara Spencer from “Flea Market Flip” to get it accomplished. The Brady youngsters . . . Barry Williams (Greg), Maureen McCormick (Marcia), Christopher Knight (Peter), Eve Plumb (Jan), Mike Lookinland (Bobby), and Susan Olsen (Cindy) have been on the property yesterday for a walk-through. It’s unclear in the event that they’ll seem on the present . . . nevertheless it appears doubtless since all six have been there collectively, and posed for a forged photograph. Sadly, solely the youngsters are left.  Robert Reed and Florence Henderson have each handed away, as has Ann B. Davis, who performed Alice.  (TV Line)  (Right here’s a higher photograph of simply the Brady youngsters on the home.

 

Now you can watch six condensed “Saved By the Bell” episodes on Instagram.  The “episodes” have been trimmed right down to about 4 minutes, they usually’ve been re-oriented with the intention to watch them vertically in your system. Every episode follows the identical story as the unique full-length model, with new animated graphics, texts, and pop-ups all through.  You’ll be able to see them on NBC’s IGTV web page inside their Instagram app.  It’s unclear in the event that they’ll be including extra. Should you don’t prefer it, you’ll be able to nonetheless discover the complete episodes on Hulu and NBC.com.

   

Who stated it? “All Drugs Should Be Legal”

 

  1. Woman Gaga 
  2. Trey Anastasio from Phish 
  1. Snoop Dogg 
  1. Chris Robinson 
  1. Ted Nugent 
  1. David Crosby

 

ANSWER:  D.  CHRIS ROBINSON from the BLACK CROWES . . . who thinks it’s time to place an finish to the Conflict on Medicine. Quote, “It’s a ridiculous waste of time and money and resources . . .  Let’s have some humane reaction to people.”

 

Submit Malone has designed a present. Properly kinda. He has taken an previous one and made it his personal. You now can get Submit Malone Crocs. Nicely I say you will get them however they bought out in an hour.  His model has a child satan face motif, a “Posty Co” label on the heel and 6 customized Jibbitz charms, together with Malone’s “Stay Away” tattoo, a bit of barbed wire and an eyeball.

  

Earlier than blaming  video video games, violence amongst youngsters was blamed on metallic music. Some assumed that in case you listened to music with aggressively violent lyrics you’d inevitably act aggressively violent. Through the years, quite a few research have confirmed this considering to be flawed. However, just lately, psychologist William Forde Thompson has begun to query why individuals take pleasure in aggressive sub-genres like dying metallic within the first place. His new report on the topic consists of some shocking discoveries. In response to a abstract of the research in Scientific American, Thompson surveyed 48 self-described dying metallic followers and 97 non-fans.  He had them take heed to some samples of demise metallic music, together with songs like “Slowly We Rot” by Obituary, “Waiting for the Screams” by Post-mortem, and “Hammer Smashed Face” by Cannibal Corpse. What Thompson discovered was that followers of dying metallic reported experiencing emotions of “empowerment, joy, peace, and transcendence” whereas listening to the music somewhat than the anticipated emotions of anger or pressure. Non-fans have been truly those left feeling indignant, with one such participant describing the music as sounding like “messed-up teenagers making throaty, irritating noises about how bad their lives are.” Whereas Thompson is prepared to confess that a research that depends on self-reporting is way from conclusive, he does assume this sharp divide between followers and non-fans is a part of the attraction of demise metallic. Heavy metallic followers wish to really feel like non-conformists, and if the brutal lyrics and pounding blast beats hold mainstream music followers at a distance, a lot the higher.

 

BIRTHDAYS

 

Nelly is 44.   

David Schwimmer is 52.

Roseanne is 66.

Kendall Jenner is 23.

Colin Kaepernick is 31. 

Dolph Lundgren is 61.   

Dennis Miller is 65.

Larry Holmes is 69.  Heavyweight boxing champ from 1978 to 1985.

Shadoe Stevens is 71.  “Hollywood Squares” announcer

Ralph Macchio is 57.

Diddy is 49.

Matthew McConaughey is 49.

Jeff Probst is 57.  “Survivor” host.

Kathy Griffin is 58.

Immediately’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…for those who use his catch phrase in any method…he’ll sue you.  He’s executed it a number of occasions.  So….for the hundreds of thousands listening at house….Let’s Get Prepared To…have fun Michael Buffer’s 74th birthday

 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

 

KELSEY HEART

At this time’s birthday woman has been stuffed…and never from consuming an excessive amount of Halloween sweet…in 237 superb movies together with:

  • Ass Good As It Will get
  • Lex the Impaler vs. Mandingo
  • Scorching Bods & Tailpipes Quantity 5
  • My Ass Quantity 6
  • Whores Outside
  • The Glaze Craze
  • And who might overlook…her unforgettable position in….Viva Viagra Quantity 1

 

KELSEY HEART is 44 YEARS OLD