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Group speaks out on West Monroe man who claims ghost planted meth on him, attacked with an axe

by way of  KNOE – Police can discover medicine on any road, home or in anybody’s palms. However some within the Bawcomville space stated when it hits your loved ones and your neighborhood it doesn’t appear so regular anymore.

“It’s a very scary situation so we need to do the best we can to get them off the streets,” stated one neighbor.

Wednesday Michael Auttenberry referred to as sheriff’s deputies to inform them he’d been attacked with an axe. He claimed somebody “stabbed” him within the head with it.

Once they acquired to the home, they stated Auttenberry was cursing at individuals. Police stated there was no weapon. No damage and no individuals round.

They did, nevertheless, discover meth, which Auttenberry stated a ghost planted on him…

Aged couple who set out for a fast journey to the native hospital find yourself driving for FIVE DAYS via three states earlier than being situated 250 miles away from house – DailyMail

A Lady Is Arrested For Drunkenly Recreating “Dirty Dancing” – TheSmokingGun

Perth Jail drug smugglers filmed themselves on drone digital camera – BBC

A Burglar Tries to Throw a Brick By means of a Glass Window . . . However It Bounces Again and Hits Him within the Face – UPI

A Man Proposes on a Mountain Peak . . . Then They Get Misplaced Making an attempt to Get Down – CBSLocal

Anchorage hunter badly harm after shot bear falls on him – ADN

Suspect in armed theft spree caught gassing up his automotive a half-mile away from newest Brooklyn heist – NYDailyNews

A Gender-Reveal Celebration Went Significantly Incorrect And Ignited A Large Wildfire In Arizona – BuzzFeedNews

Police search ladies caught on safety digital camera video…stealing safety cameras – Fox6Now

Duo discovered with 179 Fentanyl drugs in St. Charles County – KMOV

Vandals destroy mannequins – KMOV

Burglars pressured victims to hold stolen gadgets to automotive – Fox2Now

Son of Missouri restaurant proprietor says not responsible in intercourse case – Fox4KC

JCPenney plans to rent 39000 staff for vacation purchasing season – WKYC

6.5 million kilos of beef recalled after 57 sickened from potential salmonella contamination – USAToday

‘Disgruntled’ postal employee dumps piles of letters on aspect of street – Information AU

White males who sleep 9 hours or extra every night time have a 71% larger danger of getting a stroke (however black males don’t) – DailyMail

Police say Utah man confesses to sending ricin-laced letters to Trump and different prime authorities leaders – SLTrib

A Man Who Overdosed on Liquid Viagra Is Now Having a . . . Um . . . Exhausting Time Seeing – MensHealth

Metropolis Council amends SOB ordinance to dam intercourse doll rental store – Chron

Individuals Are Nervous a New Strip Membership Referred to as the “Emergency Room” Will Confuse Individuals – KENS5

Toys “R” Us Might Not Be Completely Lifeless . . . It Might Come Again Beneath a New Identify – USAToday

It Now Prices $230,000 to Increase a Child From Start to Age 18 – BusinessInsider


Yankees Followers Doused an Oakland Fan in Beer, So the A’s Are Sending Him Some Clear Merch – Twitter


Opening night time for the Blues didn’t go as deliberate final night time.  The workforce was truly shut out for almost all of the sport and it wasn’t till the third when Vince Dunn scored the primary objective for the Blues 2018-2019 season.  However, it was a tough night time for the protection because the staff went on to lose to the Jets 5-1.  They’re off tonight however tackle the Chicago Blackhawks on Saturday.  Puck drops at 7PM from Enterprise Middle.


The Los Angeles Dodgers and Milwaukee Brewers gained the opening video games of their Nationwide League Divison Collection yesterday to kick off the NLDS collection. The Dodgers topped the Atlanta Braves 6-Zero, and the Brewers beat the Colorado Rockies Three-2, getting the win on a two-out single within the 10th inning. Recreation Two of each matchups might be performed immediately, as will the opening video games of the American League Division Collection between the Boston Purple Sox and the New York Yankees, and the Cleveland Indians and Houston Astros.


The Submit Dispatch simply launched their grades for the Cardinals place gamers and administration group.  Listed here are some highlights: Matt Carpenter, Yadier Molina, and Jose Martinez acquired A’s.  Patrick Knowledge, Paul DeJong, Yairo Munoz, Harrison Bader, and Tyler O’Neil acquired Bs.  Kolten Wong, Jedd Gyorko, Matt Adams, Marcell Ozuna,  and Mike Schildt and his teaching employees all acquired Cs.  The Entrance workplace, Carson Kelly, and Greg Garcia picked up Ds.  And that leaves one ultimate participant to be graded, and the one participant to obtain an F on the staff…..Dexter Fowler.  Massive ole F bomb.


The New England Patriots defeated the Indianapolis Colts 38-24 final night time at residence in a Gillette Stadium recreation that noticed Patriots quarterback Tom Brady get his 500th profession landing cross. Brady threw three landing passes to succeed in the mark, and is now third on the all-time record behind Peyton Manning, who has 539, and Brett Favre, with 508.


Mizzou soccer is on the street tomorrow.  The group heads to South Carolina for an 11AM kickoff towards the Gamecocks.  Mizzou is coming off a bye week, however the week prior, they obtained beat fairly dangerous by #2 within the countryGeorgia.  Subsequent weekend, Mizzou is on the street towards prime ranked Alabama.


One of many world’s largest soccer stars, Cristiano Ronaldo, has been benched by Juventus amid allegations that he raped a lady in a Las Vegas lodge room in 2009. The AP studies that Ronaldo willl sit out by means of at the very least November, when the group has a spherical of worldwide video games to play. The Head Coach stated he anticipated Ronaldo to play once more for Portugal “eventually,” nevertheless. He’s presently dealing with a lawsuit from his alleged sufferer whereas Vegas police have reopened their investigation into what transpired. Ronaldo has denied all accusations.


UFC 299 is tomorrow…and it’s the return of Conor McGregor.  McGregor will struggle within the octagon for the primary time since he placed on the gloves and went toe to toe with Floyd Mayweather again in August of 2017.  Conor goes at it with Khabib Nurmagomedov (Ner-Muh-Gom-Eh- Dov).  Additionally a battle of observe on the cardboard…Anthony Pettis vs Tony Ferguson within the light-weight division.


Nationwide Treasure star Nicolas Cage is being charged with abuse by an ex-girlfriend. Mr. Cage was named in a restraining order request filed by Vickie Park towards his estranged spouse, Alice Kim.  In the submitting, Park claims Kim, 33, has been stalking her on social media. Park, 28, additionally talked about Cage, saying he “abused” her in Vienna on September 20th when he was “severely intoxicated.” That they had simply attended the Slash Movie Pageant collectively, she claims. In courtroom docs, Park additionally claims that Cage is affected by “alcohol addiction, depression and mental illness.”  A rep says that “Nicolas and Alice Cage categorically deny the absurd allegations listed in the filing of a temporary restraining order against Alice Cage, which was denied by the court.” The restraining order, because the rep famous, was denied by the courtroom. A courtroom listening to is scheduled for October 24th. In 2011, Cage was charged with home abuse and disturbing the peace in New Orleans after an argument with Kim. The pair married in 2004 and formally separated in June of 2016.


BEN AFFLECK accomplished a 40-day keep in rehab, and issued a press release on Instagram. He stated, quote, “[Battling addiction] is a full-time commitment.  I am fighting for myself and my family . . . Getting help is a sign of courage, not weakness or failure . . .”I hope down the street I can supply an instance to others who’re struggling.”   In the meantime, JENNIFER GARNER has filed courtroom papers to velocity up the divorce.  Apparently she thinks the time is true now that Ben is sober once more. There’s additionally a report going round that Ben needs to rededicate himself to enjoying Batman, no less than yet one more time . . . particularly after seeing what JOAQUIN PHOENIX is doing with the Joker.


If you’re too drunk to drive, you might have choices.  You’ll be able to keep the place you’re.  You’ll be able to stroll residence.  You possibly can name a good friend or a liked one.  Or you’ll be able to name a cab or an Uber. POOCH HALL from the present “Ray Donovan” got here up with one other answer . . . however I wouldn’t advocate it.  He let his TWO-YEAR-OLD SON DRIVE. On Wednesday night time, witnesses referred to as 911 after seeing the child sitting on his father’s lap, steering the automotive.  And it went about in addition to you’d anticipate . . . they hit a parked automotive.  Fortunately, no one was injured. Corridor’s blood-alcohol degree was .25%, greater than 3 times the authorized restrict.  He was arrested for DUI and baby endangerment, and launched on $100,000 bail.  Corridor’s spouse picked up the child.


STEVEN SEAGAL has been accused of sexual assault and harassment by a number of ladies.  Not surprisingly, he doesn’t like to speak about it. Throughout an interview on the BBC yesterday he proved it. Yep he merely stood up, took out his earpiece, eliminated his microphone, and he was gone. 


Former rap mogul Suge Knight was sentenced to 28 years in jail on Thursday after pleading responsible to voluntary manslaughter final month. (He’d initially been charged with homicide.) Terry Carter died in January 2015 after Knight backed over him together with his truck on the set of the movie Straight Outta Compton. Knight’s meant goal was longtime rival Cle “Bone” Sloan, who was wounded within the incident. Because the AP notes, Knight was “one of the most important figures in the history of hip-hop.” The Dying Row Data co-founder peaked within the mid-’90s, placing out large albums from the likes of Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Tupac Shakur. By the way, Shakur was in Knight’s automotive on the night time he was killed in a drive-by capturing in Las Vegas in 1996.


Earlier this yr, CHRIS EVANS stated that he wouldn’t be enjoying Captain America after “Avengers 4”, as a result of, quote, “You want to get off the train before they push you off.” Properly, yesterday, he introduced that he’d wrapped filming, and was achieved. He Tweeted, quote, “It was an emotional day to say the least.  Playing this role over the last eight years has been an honor.  To everyone in front of the camera, behind the camera, and in the audience, thank you for the memories!  Eternally grateful.” Chris was forged again in March of 2010. He first performed Steve Rogers a.okay.a. Captain America in “Captain America: The First Avenger”.  He continued in “The Avengers”, “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”, “Avengers: Age of Ultron”, “Captain America: Civil War”, and “Avengers: Infinity War”, plus cameos in a number of different Marvel movies. As for what’s subsequent, says Chris is becoming a member of DANIEL CRAIG within the upcoming homicide thriller “Knives Out”. put collectively an inventory of ‘The 100 Greatest Appearing Performances by Musicians in Films.”   There have been THREE guidelines to be eligible for the listing: 

  1. The artist needed to be well-known for MUSIC earlier than they have been recognized for appearing.  So there’s no Jamie Foxx, Lindsey Lohan, or Jennifer Lopez. 
  1. The artist couldn’t be enjoying themselves, even in a considerably fictionalized model.  In order that excluded Alice Cooper, The Spice Women, and The Beatles. 
  1. Just one efficiency per musician-actor could possibly be included . . . nevertheless it didn’t essentially need to be an Oscar-worthy, main position.  It could possibly be a cameo in a cult basic, IF it was deemed legendary sufficient.


Right here’s the Prime 25: 

  1. Cher, “Moonstruck”, 1987  
  1. Barbra Streisand, “The Way We Were”, 1973 
  1. Ice Dice, “Boyz N the Hood”, 1991 
  1. Woman Gaga, “A Star Is Born”, 2018 
  1. Judy Garland, “The Wizard of Oz”, 1939 
  1. Madonna, “A League of Their Own”, 1992 
  1. Prince, “Purple Rain”, 1984 
  1. Jennifer Hudson, “Dreamgirls”, 2006 
  1. Dolly Parton, “9 to 5”, 1980 
  1. Justin Timberlake, “The Social Network”, 2010 
  1. Tupac Shakur, “Juice”, 1992 
  1. Mark Wahlberg, “Boogie Nights”, 1997 
  1. Queen Latifah, “Chicago”, 2002 
  1. Björk, “Dancer in the Dark”, 2000 
  1. Frank Sinatra, “From Here to Eternity”, 1953 
  1. Eminem, “8 Mile”, 2002 
  1. WillSmith, “Ali”, 2002 
  1. David Bowie, “The Man Who Fell to Earth”, 1976 
  1. Olivia Newton-John, “Grease”, 1978 
  1. Ice-T, “New Jack City”, 1991 
  1. Doris Day, “Pillow Talk”, 1959 
  1. Mary J. Blige, “Mudbound”, 2017 
  1. Bette Midler, “The Rose”, 1979 
  1. Janelle Monae, “Moonlight”, 2016 
  1. Tim McGraw, “Friday Night Lights”, 2004 has the complete Prime 100.  It’s an entertaining learn.  Different entries embrace Meat Loaf in “Fight Club” at #29 . . . Flea in “The Big Lebowski” at #43 . . . Tina Turner in “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” at #68 . . . and Britney Spears in “Crossroads” at #100


In case you missed it, shut out the week with this deer ‘playing’ the well-known drum fill from “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins.  It’s truly simply stumbling by means of a plastic yard play set, however shut your eyes and make it work.


After canceling the reboot of Heathers within the wake of the Parkland capturing, Paramount Community has determined to air the collection with key edits. Heathers will bow in a Halloween occasion in two-hour blocks from October 25 to 29. One storyline that acquired tweaked concerned a scholar blowing a faculty up, as did one other the place a personality performs an ultraviolent online game about faculty shootings.


This week’s episode of “South Park” took on the difficulty of molestation by Catholic clergymen . . . and the Catholic League for Spiritual and Civil Rights was not completely satisfied.  However their specific grievance was a bit odd. They stated, quote, “[The episode] portrayed molesting priests as pedophiles.  This is factually inaccurate:  Almost all the molesters . . . eight in 10 . . . have been homosexuals. “Therefore, the cartoon-victim characters should have been depicted as adolescents, not kids. “In Hollywood, the creators of ‘South Park’, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, are seen as courageous.  They are really cowards.  It takes courage to tell the truth.”


Keep in mind the 2003 “MTV VMAs” when MADONNA kissed BRITNEY SPEARS?  Nicely, she additionally kissed CHRISTINA AGUILERA, however not lots of people keep in mind that, as a result of MTV minimize away throughout that kiss. They went proper to Britney’s ex, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, for a response shot.  However Christina’s not mad.  She talked about it in an interview with Andy Cohen 


Fleedwood Mac kicked off their tour Wednesday night time in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and coated Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin”.  It was type of a nod to new guitarist Mike Campbell, who used to play with Tom.  Mike and Neil Finn of Crowded Home have been introduced in to switch Lindsey Buckingham. 


The Police have will launch a career-spanning vinyl field set, that includes all their studio albums in addition to a brand new compilation of non-LP tracks. SPIN studies that Each Transfer You Make: The Studio Recordings is a six-disc assortment, with 5 of the data dedicated to their albums. The sixth disc is entitled Versatile Methods, and options 12 tracks of rarities and B-sides. The gathering additionally features a 24-page ebook that includes uncommon and unseen pictures of the band. Each Transfer You Make is about for launch on November 16. 


Two years after assailants used Kim Kardashian’s social media posts to trace her down and rob her at gunpoint in Paris, celebrities are nonetheless posting info on-line that it makes it straightforward to rob them. Lillian Carranza, captain of the LAPD’s Business Crimes Division, tells BuzzFeed that perpetrators know when celebrities are out of city as a result of they monitor their social media posts. For instance, two days earlier than burglars hit Nicki Minaj’s residence, she posted a photograph of her on a personal jet. The day Rihanna’s home was damaged into, she tweeted about going to an occasion in Dubai. Different celebs who submit commonly on-line and have skilled break-ins embrace Kendall Jenner, Scott Disick, Hilary Duff, and Lucy Hale.


Psychological Floss has compiled an inventory of unusual details about a few of the largest and scariest horror films.     


  1. The Exorcistwas the primary horror film to be nominated for an Oscar. The Exorcist earned 10 Oscar nominations in 1974, together with a Greatest Supporting Actress nod for Linda Blair, who was simply 15 years previous on the time.
  2. Robert Englund was not the primary option to play Freddy Krueger. Wes Craven’s first selection was British actor David Warner, who has starred in Time Bandits, Titanic, and numerous incarnations of Star Trek.
  3. Psychois the primary American movie to function a tour. It’s additionally the primary American movie by which we hear a rest room being flushed. 
  4. Stephen King isn’t a fan ofThe Shining. In 1983, Stephen King advised Playboy, “I was deeply disappointed in the end result.” 
  5. Jaws doesn’t absolutely seem in a shot till one hour and 21 minutes into the movie. The shark isn’t proven in full is as a result of the mechanical shark that was constructed not often labored throughout filming. 
  6. Fay Wray thought she can be starring reverse Cary Grant in King Kong. Director Merian C. Cooper promised, “You’re going to have the tallest, darkest leading man in Hollywood.” Whereas Wray thought Cooper was speaking about Grant, he was speaking concerning the ape. 
  7. It took seven years to get AliensThe Alien sequel was delayed due to a dispute between the movie’s producers and 20th Century Fox over the distribution of the unique film’s income. 
  8. Brian De Palma didn’t see Sissy Spacek as Carrie.His choice to let Spacek audition in any respect was principally out of courtesy to her husband, Jack Fisk, the movie’s artwork director. 
  9. Serial killer Ed Gein impressed three main horror films.His crimes impressed a few of the most iconic thrillers of all time: Psycho, The Silence of the Lambs and The Texas Chainsaw Bloodbath.



Steve Miller is 75.   

Jesse Eisenberg is 35.   

Kate Winslet is 43.

Mario Lemieux is 53.

John Cougar Mellencamp is 67.   

Thom Yorke is 50.  Radiohead.

Simon Cowell is 59. 

Vladimir Putin is 66.  

Pleasure Behar is 76.   “The View”.

At present’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…I’m truly unsure if we have to say former or present lead singer..however is among the examples the place some REPLACED the lead singer of a band and that band nonetheless went on to kick ass….Brian Johnson….from ACDC…is 71 years younger.








At the moment’s BIRTHDAY GIRL has been on her again greater than Sleeping Magnificence in 502 nice movies together with:

  • The Apprent-ass
  • All Bikini’s No Weenies
  • Glam Trash
  • Watch For The Again Assault
  • Meet The Twins
  • Oh No, Please Don’t Tickle Me There
  • Previous Sufficient To Be Their Mom
  • And who might overlook…her unforgettable position in…I Did That As soon as And I DID NOT Like It