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Florida fuel station proprietor’s microwave signal: ‘Do not warm urine’

by way of WGNTV – A Florida fuel station proprietor says she is battling a weird drawback – clients utilizing the microwave to warmth urine.

Parul Patel, who owns a BP fuel station and comfort retailer in Jacksonville, informed WTLVshe’s “sick and tired” of “random people walking [in] and it’s happening every day.”

It’s gotten so dangerous, Patel says, that she needed to publish an indication on the microwave that reads, “Only for food use. Do not warm urine.”

It seems the issue isn’t completely random, nevertheless – Patel’s On the Fly comfort retailer is situated steps away from LabCorp, which presents drug testing providers, based on the web site.

“They become so aggressive with us,” Patel stated.


Wednesday is voter registration deadline in Missouri – Fox2Now

9-year-old boy struck by gunfire in north St. Louis – KMOV

Man shot within the head, killed in south St. Louis – KMOV

Lady charged after man discovered lifeless inside Cahokia house – STLToday

Man, 19, arrested in reference to current robberies in Soulard – KMOV

Pacific man killed when automotive leaves I-44, hits tree – STLToday

Limo on Method to Birthday Get together Blows Cease Check in Upstate NY; 20 Killed – NBCNewYork

Banksy Portray Self-Destructs After Fetching $1.four Million at Sotheby’s – NYTimes

Glowing water LaCroix DENIES it incorporates cockroach insecticide – DailyMail

Infamous nightclub KitKatClub the place individuals have intercourse on dancefloor hit by lethal micro organism scare – Mirror

The Blues misplaced a troublesome one in additional time towards the Blackhawks on Saturday night time.  Two objectives from Vladimir Tarasenko, and objectives from Colton Parayko and Chris Butler weren’t sufficient to get previous Chicago and a hat trick from Jonathan Toews.  The Blues are off for a pair days as they get able to tackle the Flames at Enterprise Middle on Thursday.


There was CHAOS after the primary occasion of “UFC 229” Saturday night time, and the man who began it was the man who gained the struggle! KHABIB handed CONOR MCGREGOR a uncommon loss, when he acquired him to faucet out to a rear bare choke.  However as an alternative of simply having fun with the victory, Khabib went over to Conor’s nook and began speaking trash to his coaches.  Then he jumped the fence and began going at it with considered one of them. In the meantime, a few Khabib’s guys obtained into the Octagon and attacked Conor.  Not that any of that is shocking.  Conor took the pre-fight hype to 11 by making anti-Islamic feedback about Khabib and his group.  Their rivalry was additionally the rationale Conor attacked that bus earlier this yr, injuring a number of individuals inside. Khabib later stated HIS assault was motivated by Conor and his individuals making inflammatory feedback about his faith and his nation, Russia.  He additionally stated VLADIMIR PUTIN referred to as him after the struggle and stated he was pleased with him. UFC boss DANA WHITE says Khabib’s purse is being withheld, however Conor will get his cash.  He additionally stated Conor has declined to press fees towards the blokes who jumped into the Octagon and attacked him. Dana additionally stated that the Nevada Athletic Fee might hand out suspensions and fines to Khabib and his individuals . . . they usually may even have hassle getting visas to remain within the U.S.


Over the weekend, the Yankees and Purple Sox tied their collection up at 1 recreation a bit after the Yankees obtained the 6-2 win in Boston.  And, some grade A trolling from Aaron Decide as he walked to the staff bus and needed to stroll previous the Pink Sox Clubhouse.  He has a type of Bluetooth audio system and had this blaring from it as he walked out ((AUDIO)).  Recreation three is immediately.  The Brewers swept the Rockies final night time after a 6-Zero win.  They may play the winner of the Dodgers Braves collection and we might see LA shifting on with a win in the present day.  That recreation is at three:30PM.  Additionally immediately is the Astros Indians video games.  The Astros might transfer on and knock out the Indians with a win as they’re up 2-Zero in that collection.


Week #5 within the NFL is nearly within the books.

  • Buffalo Payments13, Tennessee Titans 12
  • Cincinnati Bengals 27, Miami Dolphins 17
  • Cleveland Browns12, Baltimore Ravens 9 (OT)
  • Detroit Lions31, Inexperienced Bay Packers 23 — Packers’ kicker Mason Crosby missed 4 subject objectives and an additional level within the loss.
  • Kansas Metropolis Chiefs30, Jacksonville Jaguars 14
  • New York Jets34, Denver Broncos 16
  • Pittsburgh Steelers 41, Atlanta Falcons 17
  • Carolina Panthers33, New York Giants 31 – Panthers’ kicker Graham Gano made a 63-yard area objective with one second left to win the sport. The sector aim tied for the second-longest in NFL historical past.
  • Los Angeles Chargers26, Oakland Raiders 10
  • Minnesota Vikings 23, Philadelphia Eagles 21
  • Arizona Cardinals 28, San Francisco 49ers18
  • Los Angeles Rams 33, Seattle Seahawks 31
  • Houston Texans19, Dallas Cowboys 16 (OT)


Minnesota Twins third baseman Miguel Sano was arrested early Sunday morning within the Dominican Republic after an incident that left a police officer with a damaged leg. Sano ran over the officer’s foot throughout an incident outdoors a membership in San Pedro de Macoris, in response to the police report. Sano was discovered to be driving a white truck with out license plates and was not carrying correct identification, in accordance with the report. “The facts of the incident are not completely available right now but the club is in the process of gathering as much information as possible.” Sano, 25, was launched from custody after promising to satisfy with authorities Monday.


John Gagliardi, who holds the report as school soccer’s winningest coach, died Sunday at age 91. Gagliardi retired in 2012 after a report 64 seasons as head coach, with 60 of these seasons at St. John’s College, a small, all-male personal faculty in Minnesota. He ended his profession with 489 victories, 138 losses and 11 ties, profitable 4 nationwide championships with St. John’s. Gagliardi handed Grambling’s Eddie Robinson for all-time teaching wins together with his 409th in 2003 and once more for all-time video games coached with 588 in 2008.


Mizzou performed an extended, over an hour climate delayed recreation towards South Carolina this weekend, and sadly for Mizzou, they depart South Carolina with a loss.  After being down, and eventually clawing again to go up by one, Mizzou let South Carolina drive down the sector with lower than a minute left, and the Gamecocks kicked a recreation profitable subject objective with simply seconds left and picked up the 37-35 win.  Subsequent up for Mizzou…nothing massive…only a recreation towards the number one group within the nation…they play Alabama on the street.  Yikes.



“Venom”crushed the report for an October opening, by debuting with $80 million this weekend.  The earlier record-holder was “Gravity”, with $55.eight million. In the meantime, “A Star is Born” had a good second-place opening, with $41.three million.  Right here’s this weekend’s Prime 10 . . . 

  1. NEW:  “Venom”, $80 million. 
  1. NEW:  “A Star is Born”, $41.three million. 
  1. “Smallfoot”, $14.9 million.  As much as $42.eight million in its 2nd week. 
  1. “Night School”, $12.three million.  As much as $46.eight million in its 2nd week. 
  1. “The House with a Clock in its Walls”, $7.three million.  As much as $55.1 million in its third week. 
  1. “A Simple Favor”, $three.four million.  As much as $49 million in its 4th week. 
  1. “The Nun”, $2.6 million.  As much as $113.four million in its fifth week. 
  1. “Hell Fest”, $2.1 million.  As much as $eight.9 million in its 2nd week. 
  1. “Crazy Rich Asians”, $2.06 million.  As much as $169.1 million in its eighth week. 
  1. “The Predator”, $900,000.  As much as $50 million in its 4th week


This was a bittersweet weekend for “Walking Dead” followers.  The present lastly returned for its ninth season final night time.  However information additionally broke that SCOTT WILSON had died after a battle with most cancers.  He was 76. He performed Dr. Hershel Greene, who first appeared in Season 2, and was decapitated by the Governor in Season four (AUDIO). However he was additionally a type of guys who’d been round perpetually.  Within the ’60s, he appeared in “In the Heat of the Night” and “In Cold Blood”.  He was in “The Great Gatsby” with Robert Redford in 1974. He additionally performed Marg Helgenberger’s father on “CSI”.  His different credit included “The Ninth Configuration”, “The Exorcist 3”, “Dead Man Walking”, and “Monster”.  Hershel is one in every of a number of DECEASED “Walking Dead” characters who’ll return within the present season. It’s not clear how they’re getting used, however Wilson had reportedly already filmed his scenes.


If there was a Mount Rushmore of the #MeToo motion, ROSE MCGOWAN’s face must be on it.  However consider it or not, she wouldn’t be completely happy about that. In a brand new interview, she calls the motion B.S. She additionally referred to as its supporters “faux liberals.”  She added, quote, “It’s a lie.  It’s a Band-Aid lie to make them feel better. “I know these people, I know they’re lily-livered, and as long as it looks good on the surface, to them, that’s enough.  They’re not champions.  I just think they’re losers.” It seems like Rose is slightly salty about being omitted.  Quote, “How do I explain the fact that I got a ‘GQ’ Man of the Year award and no women’s magazines and no women’s organizations have supported me?”


TAYLOR SWIFT did an ideal job of being one of many few celebrities to remain the HELL out of politics.  Till final night time, when she jumped into the U.S. Senate and Home races in Tennessee. She posted a message on Instagram endorsing the Democrat within the Senate race, former governor Phil Bredesen, over Republican Consultant Marsha Blackburn. She stated, quote, “As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn . . . her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me.” She cited Blackburn’s document on LGBT and ladies’s points, saying, quote, “These are not MY Tennessee values.” She added, quote, “I cannot vote for someone who will not be willing to fight for dignity for ALL Americans, no matter their skin color, gender or who they love.” She additionally stated she’s supporting Democrat Jim Cooper, within the Home race.


 Right here’s the newest from KANYE-LAND:  Kanye has deactivated his social media accounts . . . probably due to all of the criticism he’s been getting.  Talking of which . . . PETE DAVIDSON bashed Kanye on this week’s “SNL” (AUDIO)


Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was sentenced to eight months in jail for tax evasion in a New Jersey courtroom on Friday, whereas his brother Marc obtained two years of exhausting time for comparable crimes. The State of affairs was additionally sentenced to 2 years of supervised launch as soon as he will get out. the Sorrentino bros tried to cover a portion of $eight.9 million in revenue earned by The State of affairs for appearances at nightclubs and the like. They’d insist upon money cost for look charges starting from $1,500 to $48,000, after which decline to report the revenue to the feds.


Three years after saying their separation, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have formally divorced. The pair have been reportedly ready till Affleck accomplished his third stint in rehab for alcohol abuse earlier than finalizing their settlement. A decide and legal professionals met at her home and hammered it out.  One of many sticking factors of their cut up was a custody settlement, which has been a problem of higher concern just lately as Affleck struggles together with his alcohol habit.  Apparently their bodily custody settlement was left intentionally obscure, however at the very least at first, Garner could have them more often than not. When Affleck is with the youngsters, he might be monitored to make sure he’s sober and the youngsters are protected.


On “Wheel of Fortune”, once you’ve received a puzzle right down to its final letter. The class is SAME NAME. The letters are as follows BRIDAL AND _OLD SHOWER. Dude you bought this proper? Contestant Melanie didn’t get it proper.


Does anybody right here know why the controls in a Tesla go to not 10 however to 11? Lets let Jamie Lee Curtis inform you. 


So cease dreaming. In a brand new interview with The Guardian, longtime James Bond exec producer Barbara Broccoli decreed that 007 isn’t a lady, and that’s that. “Bond is male. He’s a male character,” she defined. “He was written as a male and I think he’ll probably stay as a male. Let’s just create more female characters and make the story fit those female characters … It was written in the ‘50s, so there’s certain things in [Bond’s] DNA that are probably not gonna change.” 


A Mississippi sheriff is suing R. Kelly for ruining his life plans on questioning the singer underneath oath as a part of his lawsuit towards the singer for allegedly having an affair together with his spouse and ruining his marriage. Kenny Bryant intends to depose Kelly in Mississippi within the close to future. Bryant says the deposition will go down at his lawyer’s workplace and will probably be “continuing day to day until completed.” Final yr, Bryant sued R. Kelly, accusing him of finishing up an affair together with his spouse and ruining not solely his marriage however his life. Mississippi is among the solely states that permits an individual to sue one other for breaking apart their marriage. Bryant married Asia Childress on July 15, 2012 and says he knew she had a relationship with Kelly previous to their marriage however was informed it was over. He says the wedding was good till Kelly entered the image once more. He accuses the singer of finishing up an affair together with his spouse for 5 years. Bryant even says Kelly gave his spouse Chlamydia throughout their affair (Kelly denies having an affair with Childress). Bryant says his spouse even steered they transfer to Georgia at one level, however Bryant claims she did so so as to transfer nearer to Kelly. Bryant agreed to the transfer however says he was unable to discover a job and it left him in monetary destroy. Bryant claims each time the singer had a live performance close by, his spouse would disappear to be with him. Bryant says he did all he might to carry onto his marriage, however finally it fell aside; Childress would later ask him for a divorce. He sued in search of damages for Kelly ruining his marriage and depriving him of his partner, love, help and conjugal affection. Bryant stated he suffered emotional, psychological and monetary loss. Kelly filed courtroom paperwork saying he does know Childress however denies he slept together with her and brought about Bryant’s marriage to crumble. Kelly says he doesn’t owe Bryant a dime and needs to see the complete case thrown out. The case is ongoing


Final Man Standing‘s much-ballyhooed Mandy switcheroo went over like a lead balloon. But the show’s higher-ups anticipated — and have been ready for — the blowback. In Friday’s premiere, Molly McCook made her debut because the Baxters’ daughter Mandy, succeeding the character’s unique portrayer, Molly Ephraim, who opted to not return for the Fox revival. The response, at the least from TVLine readers, was largely destructive. “We fully expected [the backlash],” exec producer Kevin Abbott tells “You don’t take a character played by an actress that’s beloved and suddenly switch them out. I’m glad they missed Molly Ephraim; that’s a good thing. And they’re going to go through the same process we did in casting.” Abbott admits that, initially, he and his fellow EPs didn’t reply favorably to the recast both. “When Molly McCook walked in we thought, ‘That’s not going to work. Physically that’s not going to work.’ And then she’s just so good. We thought maybe another character? Then we thought she’s the best actress, let’s go with it. “It’s a little jarring then you grow to love her,” Abbott provides. “We hope the viewers begins to really feel the best way we do.


Right here’s a tip for all you aspiring musicians:  Write a track that’s tied to a selected, annual occasion . . . and if it’s a large enough hit, it’ll repay for you yearly. Simply ask GREEN DAY and EARTH, WIND & FIRE, who all the time get slightly additional scratch within the month of September for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. YouTube views of Inexperienced Day’s “Wake Me Up When September Ends” video are likely to DOUBLE originally and finish of September.  The video options Jamie Bell as a man who enlists within the Marines and Evan Rachel Wooden as his girlfriend. Now, YouTube solely pays artists a FRACTION OF A CENT per stream . . . however whenever you add in Spotify and different streaming providers, that’s an honest little chunk of change you possibly can depend upon yearly. The identical goes for Earth, Wind & Hearth’s “September“, which noticed a 286% improve over its regular views on September 21st alone. So there’s your tip of the day:  Write a track that’s related at the very least annually.  Oh, and it needs to be ok that tens of millions of individuals need to take heed to it yearly for many years to return.   


These idiots from INSANE CLOWN POSSE love their professional wrestling.  Sadly, it might seem that in all this time, nobody has ever informed them IT’S NOT REAL. LIMP BIZKIT and ICP have been each a part of the Rock Allegiance Pageant in New Jersey on Saturday. And through Limp Bizkit’s set, SHAGGY 2 DOPE hit the stage, ran up on FRED DURST from behind, and tried to DROPKICK him into the gang.  Sadly, he BARELY TAPPED HIM. Now, in wrestling, you barely faucet a man, and he goes flying like he simply received hit by a wrecking ball.  However right here in the actual world, Fred simply rotated and referred to as him the P-WORD, whereas safety wrapped him up.


There was a NIRVANA reunion at Cal Jam in San Bernardino Saturday night time, after the FOO FIGHTERS’ headlining set.  In fact they have been lacking that one, kinda essential member. DAVE GROHL, KRIST NOVOSELIC, and PAT SMEAR received vocal assist from JOAN JETT on three songs and JOHN MCCAULEY from the band DEER TICK on the remaining. They did “Breed”, “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, and “All Apologies” with Joan . . .And McCauley sang “Serve the Servants”, “Scentless Apprentice”, and “In Bloom”. They each sang with Nirvana once they have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Corridor of Fame again in 2014.

 Aquaman trailer:



Bruno Mars is 33.   

Angus T. Jones is 25.  The half man on “Two and a Half Men”.  

Nick Cannon is 38.  Former “America’s Got Talent” host 

“The Miz”  is 38.  WWE celebrity 

Matt Damon is 48.  He IS Jason Bourne. 

Darrell Hammond is 63.  “SNL“ Grasp Impressionist.  He took over saying duties for the late Don Pardo. 

Sigourney Weaver is 69.   

Chevy Chase is 75.  

R.L. Stine is 75.  Writer of the “Goosebumps” collection. 

Jesse Jackson is 77.


At the moment’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….whereas he’s most generally known as the star of Crocodile Dundee and Crocodile Dundee II and Crocodile Dundee in LA…he additionally the star in Flipper, Lightning Jack, and Charlie & Boots….however foreals…he’s Crocodile Dundee…Paul Hogan is 79 years younger. 




In the present day’s birthday woman has gotten dirtier than a toddler utilizing finger paints in 47 high-quality movies together with:

  • Magic Intercourse Genie
  • Tails of Perversity
  • Boobs A Poppin Quantity four
  • Pink Eye
  • Sticky Pigtails
  • Naughty Little Nymphos
  • Don’t Inform Mother
  • And who might overlook…her unforgettable position in…Yeah, You’re A Low Life